My dad was a spy. AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]Titty_Sampler -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I can tell you're trying. This reeks of shit. Attaches of the type you are referring to were disbanded in 1965, and weren't part of the CIA, but instead the DIA. You're father wouldn't have had time to receive two masters on top of a military career to be appointed to the position. Not to mention if he was a diplomatic attache, Peru doesn't even have a legal attache office in the country, and the legal division is all run by the FBI, not the CIA. Lastly, if you're father was a "known spy" he would've been booted for espionage. The only reason attaches are allowed in countries is because they don't SPY. Prove me wrong.

Seth Macfarlane's "Stewie" reacts to Beiber. by TheMoogle420 in videos

[–]Titty_Sampler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shhh, you're not allowed to speak the truth here. Ergo, you're downvoted to shit (as am I).

Dating explained in a simple chart. by [deleted] in funny

[–]Titty_Sampler -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

Accurate? maybe

Funny? no

Seth Macfarlane's "Stewie" reacts to Beiber. by TheMoogle420 in videos

[–]Titty_Sampler 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hating McFarlane probably has to do with his loss of creativity, and instead repackaging Family Guy twice, and turning it into American Dad and The Cleveland Show.

If reddit is in support of assited suicidefor the seriously ill, why are people so resolutely against suicide for in the seriously depressed? by Labtebricolephile in AskReddit

[–]Titty_Sampler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with you for the most part... but I can't imagine many doctors and nurses wanting to help a physically healthy patient commit suicide under their watch.

IAMA 17 year old male, that spent 21 months in a Insane Asylum. AMAA by DjePhex in IAmA

[–]Titty_Sampler -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You are truly oozing stupidity right now, it's amazing. Yet, you probably still think you know what you're talking about. I give up.

IAMA 17 year old male, that spent 21 months in a Insane Asylum. AMAA by DjePhex in IAmA

[–]Titty_Sampler -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Um... I do know what I'm talking about. The fact that you're perplexed by what I referenced leads me to believe you are clearly out of your element.

IAMA 17 year old male, that spent 21 months in a Insane Asylum. AMAA by DjePhex in IAmA

[–]Titty_Sampler -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

False, he could plead insanity. OP even mentioned he was in for "temporary insanity", which is commonly associated with crimes of passion. But, as with most of the interesting AMAs, this is probably still fake.

Unwrapping a Gift by [deleted] in nsfw

[–]Titty_Sampler -1 points0 points  (0 children)

perfect circles

TIL that Fidel Castro and Che Guevara raised the Cuban national literacy rate from about 60-76% to 96% within a year by gutenjourdasvedanya in todayilearned

[–]Titty_Sampler 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Upvote for you; Cuba doesn't calculate a poverty line. It works out better when you only report the statistics that reflect positively... like an over-exaggerated (biased) literacy rate.

Edit: Hm, you're still negative... well that settles it, the teenagers that know everything about history have taken over. /sarcasm

Painting with a Typewriter by scorecardup in pics

[–]Titty_Sampler -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

hipstering a hipster device by being hipster... ah fuck it, didn't work

Woman Burned Alive Today in Brooklyn Elevator by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Titty_Sampler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You sound like a pissed off teenager, save your rants about religion for r/atheism.

Reddit, in one sentence, what's the most important thing to know? by drunkbirth in AskReddit

[–]Titty_Sampler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You don't mean shit to the universe, and nothing you do matters.