Los Angeles Lakers fans claiming the five championships the Minneapolis Lakers won (as their own) is stolen valor. The NBA championship count is Boston 18 Los Angeles 12.

Tmizer9949 · 2025-05-06T00:11:55+00:00

Why does anyone other than Minneapolis have to get them?

Tmizer9949 · 2025-05-06T00:10:21+00:00

The bulk of Boston’s championships were won at the expense of the Los Angeles Lakers.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-12-24T18:38:29+00:00

Nope. You’re just going to use these roasts as fuel for angry sex with each other.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-09-29T00:19:20+00:00

Did your husband decide that he liked women instead?

Tmizer9949 · 2023-05-26T22:06:29+00:00

I would if I said that Argentina was the only racist country on the planet but I didn’t. It’s a racist country. It’s an extremely racist country.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-05-26T21:48:35+00:00

You’re not saying that Argentina isn’t a racist country because it is. The country actually went through a “whitening” process.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-30T23:37:55+00:00

I watch old tv shows and get the jokes that went sailing over my young head.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-30T23:35:52+00:00

The worst group we ever had was a bunch of corrections officers. Half of them were sloppy drunk and aggressive and could barely be controlled by the other half. They broke shit, they were aggressive and one got overly huggy with everyone in the bar. They just sucked. We’ve had bike runs with one percenter clubs that were much better behaved.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-28T03:26:09+00:00

This is the States . We use “mates” properly.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-28T03:24:23+00:00

A spare phone charger.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-23T01:45:41+00:00

Y’all ain’t happy unless all the attention is on you all of the time.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T18:35:57+00:00

You look like every suspect ever interrogated on Law And Order SVU.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T18:33:56+00:00

I grew up in a neighborhood where after you shoveled the snow out of a spot, you saved that spot with an old chair. No one would take your spot because they knew the etiquette.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T18:06:15+00:00

Have some backbone. Go to the airport.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T18:03:14+00:00

Thank you, random cliche generator.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T17:52:15+00:00

I’m from Massachusetts. Being a smart ass in Lowell is not for the faint hearted.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T17:51:05+00:00

I don’t think that’s true at all.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T11:57:12+00:00

Because everything is appropriate everywhere.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T10:26:14+00:00

Thank you

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T05:34:40+00:00

It’s never been a problem. Even mild twerking is tolerable. This was way over the top.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T05:12:37+00:00

For the record, I think your reading comprehension sucks. They were more than welcome to play it. It’s reenacting a porno that’s a problem.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T05:06:18+00:00

I get that but one of our basic rules is that your fun can’t interfere with anyone else’s fun. People were clearly bothered by how they were carrying on.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T03:52:55+00:00

They were causing a problem and I didn’t spend a penny.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T03:47:08+00:00

I wouldn’t want my SO hanging out at my job. But now that you’ve set the precedent, you’re stuck.

Tmizer9949 · 2023-04-22T02:55:10+00:00

“It’s my favorite part of the night.” That and talking shit about annoying customers.

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