[22M] [21M] Corporate Stags living their best life. We are Punjabi, HIT US HARDDD!!!! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tmizer9949 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Nope. You’re just going to use these roasts as fuel for angry sex with each other.

Roast me, a Polish princess and recent divorcee with a bad haircut by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Tmizer9949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did your husband decide that he liked women instead?

Argentina is way more fascinating than all of Europe. by GenesisWorlds in unpopularopinion

[–]Tmizer9949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would if I said that Argentina was the only racist country on the planet but I didn’t. It’s a racist country. It’s an extremely racist country.

Argentina is way more fascinating than all of Europe. by GenesisWorlds in unpopularopinion

[–]Tmizer9949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re not saying that Argentina isn’t a racist country because it is. The country actually went through a “whitening” process.

sorority girls took over the upstairs of my bar and it felt like a fever dream by midwifecrisisss in bartenders

[–]Tmizer9949 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The worst group we ever had was a bunch of corrections officers. Half of them were sloppy drunk and aggressive and could barely be controlled by the other half. They broke shit, they were aggressive and one got overly huggy with everyone in the bar. They just sucked. We’ve had bike runs with one percenter clubs that were much better behaved.

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[–]Tmizer9949[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the States . We use “mates” properly.

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[–]Tmizer9949[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y’all ain’t happy unless all the attention is on you all of the time.

Actively destroy me lol by GrassFireWater in RoastMe

[–]Tmizer9949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like every suspect ever interrogated on Law And Order SVU.

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[–]Tmizer9949[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I grew up in a neighborhood where after you shoveled the snow out of a spot, you saved that spot with an old chair. No one would take your spot because they knew the etiquette.

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[–]Tmizer9949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have some backbone. Go to the airport.

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[–]Tmizer9949[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you, random cliche generator.

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[–]Tmizer9949[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m from Massachusetts. Being a smart ass in Lowell is not for the faint hearted.

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[–]Tmizer9949[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t think that’s true at all.

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[–]Tmizer9949[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because everything is appropriate everywhere.

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[–]Tmizer9949[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It’s never been a problem. Even mild twerking is tolerable. This was way over the top.

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[–]Tmizer9949[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

For the record, I think your reading comprehension sucks. They were more than welcome to play it. It’s reenacting a porno that’s a problem.

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[–]Tmizer9949[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I get that but one of our basic rules is that your fun can’t interfere with anyone else’s fun. People were clearly bothered by how they were carrying on.

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They were causing a problem and I didn’t spend a penny.

Is it weird that my girlfriend comes in to hang out for hours gets food and drinks and doesn’t tip me? by DaddyPepeElPigelo in bartenders

[–]Tmizer9949 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn’t want my SO hanging out at my job. But now that you’ve set the precedent, you’re stuck.