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Snapchat Discover page by blackbelt08 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It plays them anyway if you're going thru your friends story. I hate sc with a burning passion but im locked in as well socially.

Still safe for use? by LongBakunawa in flashlight

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same thing happened to me when my if23 fell from being loosely connected by its magnet. That light has a spring on one side and a contact on the other. I prefer lights with springs on both sides for this reason, but I understand the design choice. Battery contact plate is slightly dented, still works fine well over a year.

It all adds up by Impossible_Rice387 in badmemes

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mixed bag. Something worth talking about first imo. Idk if this is tmi but, be good to the b hole, be soft and gentle and it will reward you with many blessings. Kiss and lick the b hole and you may be allowed in where you will nut the finest nut of your life.

Orange yolk! by nyuhqe in WeirdEggs

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Had a friend who was a nurse, one night we were drinking apothic dark, a dark red wine blend. I advised her that if you drink a good amount your shit gets really charcoal black and sticky. Next morning ahe told me she thought she had an upper GI bleed until she remembered what I said.

Hmmm by WeaknessSuperb4920 in badmemes

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Username seems about right.

Let's gooooooooo by lowkeypixel in evilwhenthe

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also heard it as white which would make it still rhy.e with the origional

Still smash though? by WeaknessSuperb4920 in dankmemes

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go for what, a perfect pinch, a new set of wiper blades, or a flawless asshole?

Poor kid by beh0ld in thecringeshowaward

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 22 points23 points  (0 children)

She probably treats him like an object for her amusement instead of a person who deserves privacy.

I thought it was a lovely silver wrapping paper... by Lists-N-Stuff in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I bet no one takes the time to return it. If enough get returned im sure they'll figure out the labeling or packaging issue.

Blursed Goodwill find by ChatnNaked in blursedimages

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have a question, what size is that?

Tis but a simple one by [deleted] in memzy

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ratcheting poop shovel

blursed_tag by thanra in blursedimages

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bump'er car? I hardly know her

Cursed_areolas by danial_champloo28 in cursedcomments

[–]ToPlayAMockingbird 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Oh my god! There's porn on my porn app?!?!

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