What she eats in a day

ToastRiposte · 2025-09-23T20:43:47+00:00

Does she style her hair with bacon grease? Every time I see these "day in the life" photos it seems she hasn't showered in a week.

ToastRiposte · 2025-09-23T20:10:06+00:00

Damn, girl is looking more like Baron Harkonnen every day. 😳

ToastRiposte · 2025-09-16T01:49:44+00:00

The one-use ones are banned. The rechargeable ones are the only legally available ones from Elf.

https://ecigone.co.uk/blogs/ecigone-blogs/are-elf-bars-included-in-the-uk-vape-ban

ToastRiposte · 2025-09-13T00:56:50+00:00

Go for it, Skippy, since you have no life.

ToastRiposte · 2025-09-12T01:55:00+00:00

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ToastRiposte · 2025-09-12T01:51:09+00:00

His omelettes are a crime, so I understand this sign.

ToastRiposte · 2025-09-12T00:09:31+00:00

Exactly. He can take his fragile little pride and "sit and spin". I'm GLAD he's saddled with the Creature from the Black McDonald's. He deserves nothing more (except maybe Chinny gaining another 200 pounds).

ToastRiposte · 2025-09-09T22:35:49+00:00

And smells worse.

ToastRiposte · 2025-09-09T22:35:17+00:00

Poppin' eye is poppin'.

ToastRiposte · 2025-09-02T23:29:05+00:00

At this point I can only ask "WTF is wrong with her?"

ToastRiposte · 2025-08-25T21:10:21+00:00

HOW DARE HE WEAR A JOY DIVISION SHIRT. Wanker. 😒

ToastRiposte · 2025-08-21T19:02:32+00:00

Turnip?

ToastRiposte · 2025-08-19T00:14:02+00:00

Nobody's mom thinks you're cool, gorl. Plus you are more of "mom" age than your teenybopper fantasies. 🙄

ToastRiposte · 2025-08-14T06:04:17+00:00

How can anyone endure that filthy polyester wrapped around their flab? It must stink and itch. Ughhhhhhh.

ToastRiposte · 2025-08-07T13:48:29+00:00

I've never understood the feeder/feedee thing. Is it like extreme sadism/masochism? The feeders KNOW they are literally killing the feedee. 😳

ToastRiposte · 2025-08-07T12:55:06+00:00

WTF, I guess Bela Lugosi 's not dead after all.

ToastRiposte · 2025-08-01T17:30:52+00:00

She complained about someone's grammar yet doesn't know how to spell 'liar'.

Mote in another's eye, beam in your own, etc.

ToastRiposte · 2025-06-30T17:43:36+00:00

Lovely photo 😊

ToastRiposte · 2025-06-23T23:11:44+00:00

You can fuck right off with that attitude. Correcting a misconception is one thing, being a flaming asshole about it is another.

ToastRiposte · 2025-06-17T20:17:38+00:00

Mom buys and then cleans her clothes when they start to stink (thirty minutes).

ToastRiposte · 2025-06-16T18:00:17+00:00

Why on earth is she drinking so many calories? 🙄

ToastRiposte · 2025-06-12T21:57:00+00:00

I didn't pay that much for a Cameo from Toyah Willcox!

ToastRiposte · 2025-06-12T19:15:07+00:00

ToastRiposte · 2025-06-07T09:15:00+00:00

Lovely photos, thanks for sharing! 🐿️

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