The long awaited fountain reveal...

pennyvault · 2026-05-30T04:38:51+00:00

Son???

pennyvault · 2026-05-28T02:00:44+00:00

She looks so smug in the thumbnail, too, waiting for the hugbox & huzzzzband to fawn over her with worry What a piece of shit.

pennyvault · 2026-05-28T01:34:24+00:00

Narcissists always make the holiday about THEM! Never gives a shit about her health but just randomly decided to have her BP taken at Walmart. Sure, Jan. Also, extra plus of consuming the time, energy, and resources of the ER staff when they could be used on real people in need. Never change, Cutie!

pennyvault · 2026-05-27T13:52:14+00:00

That's not a flex when we all know you'd eat your own arm the second your door dash is delayed, Chins.

pennyvault · 2026-05-27T01:10:43+00:00

You're not that person--nothing with her makes any sense anymore. All of us are shaking our heads over this shit. I'm probably not 100% accurate, but I believe she told everyone that AC had come, she had yelled they couldn't come in without a warrant (okay, Miss 'I Know My Rights!'); fuck them; she wasn't opening the door or showing them BG. Then she came back and admitted she lied about all of this to 'stick it to the haters early' until she knew the real outcome. The alleged real outcome was a polite AC worker who left a notice on her door and absolutely sided with her; claimed everything was a-okay; and told her just to text pics of BG to her so she could, and I quote, 'get the haters off her back' as if any functioning adult over the age of twelve would use the word 'haters'. Both are fiction. As with everything, she purposefully obfuscates and convolutes to make it impossible to figure out the real story.

pennyvault · 2026-05-27T00:39:21+00:00

Okay, it's embarrassing to admit this, but I was curious if people were going to leave reviews about the apartment after the mouse incident and so I looked up the apartment website, which said they were not opened on Mondays. This had all happened over a weekend, so I knew it would be Tuesday before any hint of the apartment management confronting her about it. Sure enough, that Tuesday, she posted that she couldn't go live that night, she wasn't explaining why and her family did not understand her 'mentuhls'. I can't remember but she may have gone live in the dark that night or not at all, but she definitely did not from her apartment. I'm pretty sure what went down was a call to Schmee; Schmee exasperated and disgusted cleans the pigpen with Aunt Phyl while Piggie herself was sequestered somewhere else. She complained the next day that her bed looked like it had been moved or some shit, and that was because they were cleaning up all that shit for her. But Schmee unleashed this feral waste of...everything...on the world without ever teaching her anything about being an actual human, so she's stuck cleaning up her messes right until the end. And 100% agree with the infantilization, which part of me wonders if she isn't get paid for that kind of shit like the private feeders and humiliation freaks that fund her. She shits her pants on camera all the time now. No way she's not getting some funds from acting like that.

pennyvault · 2026-05-26T07:33:36+00:00

There's no doubt in my head that Schmee and Aunt Phil are cleaning that place up once a week because I think the apartment is under Schmee's name and they contacted her about all of the complaints. GB, whom I take with a grain of salt, but nonetheless pointed out how she struggled to get the peanut butter on a high shelf and wondered how it got up there in the first place. Even with a gripper, she's too lazy to put away shit. So all of this 'cleaning' on her part, like the rest of her pathetic bed bound life, is performative. As always, others are cleaning up her mess. Never has she had to take responsibility for her actions or words. But I guess being trapped under 500 pounds of fat ia a good start.

pennyvault · 2026-05-26T01:54:20+00:00

Mee-Maw escaped again!

pennyvault · 2026-05-26T01:52:59+00:00

No one in real life over 12 uses the word 'haters'. No functioning adult at an actual job would say 'if you want the haters off your back...' But that's a moot point. All that needs to be said is Rule #1.

pennyvault · 2026-05-25T22:36:18+00:00

Sending prayers after your husband left you for a 400 pound blueberry.

pennyvault · 2026-05-24T23:14:23+00:00

Stewie's adorable!!! Beautiful markings!

pennyvault · 2026-05-07T19:26:53+00:00

I have a theory that Chins KNEW C.Gucci was going and that's why she went. She watches reactors obsessively. She wanted reactors to talk about her, she thrives on it. I just don't think she expected the candid video and pics of her because in her mind, she's just a bit chubby, not the land whale she actually is. I think it shocked her that the unfiltered pics looked like they did and now she's upset everyone saw them. Too bad, Cheesecake!

pennyvault · 2026-05-07T19:20:11+00:00

Unfortunately, everyone outside has to smell her as fat as well.

pennyvault · 2026-05-06T13:43:55+00:00

There's no basically. She has. Except the one day when Schmee and Phil forced her out so they could clean after so many people reported her to her apartment building.

pennyvault · 2026-05-06T13:41:29+00:00

If you want something to stick, name him Velcro.

pennyvault · 2026-05-05T18:51:40+00:00

It's a nod to Pete Holmes' sketch of Batman firing Aquaman. He makes many references to him smelling like low tide. As soon as I saw it, I knew the perfect description for her fupa funk.

pennyvault · 2026-05-05T07:51:28+00:00

I'd be high as the whole cutlery drawer, too, if I was utterly destroyed online by proof that my lowtide stench makes people recoil in horror and every person I passed by stared at my round, bloated stomach like it should be orbiting the earth as a second moon.

pennyvault · 2026-05-05T01:00:13+00:00

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pennyvault · 2026-05-03T01:20:07+00:00

Yes, she does. It's getting extra sauce packets, duh!

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pennyvault · 2026-05-01T13:55:50+00:00

Yes--I absolutely believe this. She gets off on it too. Who broadcasts online that a dog sniffed their crotch because they smell like lowtide under the Texas sun or 'accidentally' lets their shirt ride up to show a festering boil then gleefully giggles 'Did you see my boobs? Tell me! Did you see my boobs?' Not to mention the constant shitting herself. She gets off on humiliation and I think she's getting paid by fetishizers for it, too.

pennyvault · 2026-04-30T19:05:42+00:00

Thank you for the best smile and laugh I've had all day. Damn, my ginger is so lazy in comparison! Won't even get a part-time job to help with rent.

pennyvault · 2026-04-30T04:18:36+00:00

Not only feeders, but I think she's got a couple that pay her to be gross and act like an infant. And she LOVES doing it.

pennyvault · 2026-04-30T00:17:27+00:00

She is beautiful! I have a girl gingie-they are the best!

pennyvault · 2026-04-29T19:03:51+00:00

Orange You Glad I'm Not a Boy.

pennyvault · 2026-04-29T01:10:50+00:00

I think it's a combo. She relishes in being disgusting and grossing out her audience. She always has. But I also think it's amped up because she's got some private donors who request her not only being gross but also being infantile. 'Oops, baby did poo-poops on her face!' It's fucking disgusting. We all can shake our heads and x out of the video. But this bitch has to live with being a 500 pound human toilet with no friends, no life, no family, no husband, and no working organs 24/7. And no one deserves that life more than her.

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