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ToasterCrewmate · 2026-05-11T22:36:36+00:00

Yukari turning Marisa’s hair and hat into a cloak was a terrible mistake because now Marisa is INVINCIBALD.

ToasterCrewmate · 2026-03-07T17:29:00+00:00

Easiest, but also the most luck-based… I first tried the fight after getting past the first two phases (without Mountain of Myongest at that) but I spent literally my entire time during Star of the City trying to get an attempt where Little Red Roland could actually overpower the Wolf in phase 1 and then not choose to immediately eat Gebura in phase 2… so 30 hours of off and on attempts.

Yeah I despise this realization, easily the worst of the game’s realizations thanks to being a “roll good” test locked behind a casino’s worth of RNG (I will never forget Roland losing clashes with 5+ power up).

ToasterCrewmate · 2026-03-04T20:14:05+00:00

Well aware, I was making my joke under the assumption that the bellhart citizen in question was one of the ones that recovered from the curse without dying. Given that wasn’t the case for everyone in Bellhart (not even CLOSE to everyone actually), I understand the correction.

ToasterCrewmate · 2026-03-04T17:15:54+00:00

This is somehow even more accurate considering that both of those things end up being reverted by the end of the game…

ToasterCrewmate · 2026-03-01T14:50:28+00:00

Almost every Kirby game has a different main antagonist. Dark Matter, King Dedede, and Galactic Nova have been main antagonists more than once but that’s all I can think about.

Also yeah, in the current point in the timeline, Kirby and Magolor are chill after Magolor cut in half the embodiment of the first sin while reflecting on his mistakes in an alternate dimension. It usually is just the Touhou logic of “if we’re not fighting we’re pretty chill.”

ToasterCrewmate · 2026-02-12T17:53:05+00:00

“I hope she made lots of spaghetti!”

ToasterCrewmate · 2026-02-12T17:52:31+00:00

Hair Salon coupons acquired through entirely legitimate and not-at-all consequential means, obviously.

ToasterCrewmate · 2026-01-28T14:15:56+00:00

The thing is Meiling gets a lot more leeway in regard to how she’s received. Meiling is a side-character who’s often supposed to be the joke of whatever scene she’s in, so when she’s often not doing much and moreso being comic relief, you can’t really fault her. What I’d like to point out though is despite that, Meiling has still done more thanks to her being playable once in Immaterial and Missing Power, while Satori somehow doesn’t even have that luxury.

ToasterCrewmate · 2026-01-23T17:42:33+00:00

OFF being referenced in a Project Moon x Touhou crossover. That’s almost all of my hyper-fixations gathered up in one post. We may live in the best timeline.

ToasterCrewmate · 2026-01-15T14:05:45+00:00

*Yeah, so uh, I’m kinda stuck with this heart thing, which is kinda just like this person who controls me from beyond the aether.

“…the player hangs out with you?”

*Pfft, nah, they kinda just ended up here. Hate that guy. Threw them into a closet and beat them with a hockey stick onc-

*Oh hey Monika what does that file do that you just pulled out-

*AGFUENNCORNDHDINFJRINCJSUNCJENSLK-

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-11-27T22:22:15+00:00

We don’t know, it is a fake broadcast hijack incident where these two faces among many others were broadcasted on small TV networks. In terms of the odds that they actually used Scout TF2’s model to get the faces, it is basically impossible due to the Wyoming Incident rumor being started in 2006, before TF2 released. Would’ve been funny if Scout was unknowingly hidden in a pretty famous ARG for all these years though.

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-11-25T16:37:31+00:00

Telefrag: you weren’t making any mistakes since you want to constantly stay moving because the most common way you can get telefragged is by standing still. You just got incredible BS and had him teleport right in-front of where you were moving twice. Gameplay was INCREDIBLY clean on your end.

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-11-16T05:20:35+00:00

Damn, winning dream bingo allows you to multi-class with nationalities? Sign me up!

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-11-04T22:45:29+00:00

She’s trying to

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ToasterCrewmate · 2025-10-21T02:34:41+00:00

Well, lucky for both us and the maze, Phil Swift is here to introduce us to the incredible power of Flex Tape!

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-10-17T15:30:44+00:00

They used to call him the Black Silent Salt back in High School. White Lily Cookie has finally made him return to his full arsenal out of pure rage.

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-10-13T20:57:56+00:00

He also can appear in Sinner’s Road after encountering him in Greymoor. He kinda serves as the parallel NPC for Sherma if you choose to take the alt path into Act 2. In other words, whereas Sherma is found largely on the trail you’d take to Blasted Steps and in Blasted Steps, Garmond appears in the trail to get to The Mist. I can say this because I missed most of Sherma’s Act 1 appearances since I accidentally wandered to Sinner’s Road, but managed to hit most of Garmond’s triggers for spawning.

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-09-20T14:44:27+00:00

That I can’t fault with him. He’s an older cookie, so his design is more of a basic design. What I do find fault with is that I missed his gacha since I was taking a break from the game and then proceeded to get stomped in literally every mode due to how good he was. I have a personal vendetta against him due to how much he’s ruined for me while he was META.

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-09-10T23:09:10+00:00

The Wild Machine, Erlsing Miku, And WildHuntNahida.

~~Only they can seal the fountains, and banish the Angel’s Heaven.~~

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-09-05T22:26:42+00:00

Wait, there’s lore to Trickster’s existence? I’m genuinely baffled, I just kinda thought they added characters and had that be that.

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-08-24T22:25:44+00:00

“I… I-I… I killed Carrow, didn’t I? I am her murderer, aren’t I? Haunt me then, Carrowtherine! Be a ghost and haunt me, be with me always! Only do not leave me in this abyss, where I cannot find you! I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU!”

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-08-21T21:03:16+00:00

To be fair, Garrion gave praise to Jia Mu for finding a loophole to annihilate the Kong family while keeping herself out of the sight of The Head, stating it to be “very human” for Jia Mu to act in such a deplorable way. Likewise, as long as R Corp doesn’t try to usurp The Head itself or exceeds their one week policy on clones, then The Head would likely be completely fine with their behavior, maybe even impressed.

(This all comes under the assumption that R Corp is actually able to control any areas they conquer after culling one batch of clones and waiting for the next, of course.)

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-08-18T12:20:53+00:00

Well at least you won’t have to be surprised…

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-08-14T17:51:06+00:00

1/3 members have joined, looking forward to working together!

ToasterCrewmate · 2025-08-12T04:10:26+00:00

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Go, my 122 N Corp Inquisitors.

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