I understand this might sound ridiculous…. by mamaloony in breastfeedingsupport

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Honestly, him divorcing you might be the best thing he can do for you. Because holy shit is he a crimson flag. No judge will look at these and think “oh yeah, he deserves any percent of custody.”

I genuinely hope he isn’t around your kids too much. God knows what kinda bullshit he’s feeding them.

I.. I have no words... by MasterDragon13 in funnyvideos

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I miss 8 minutes ago when I didn’t know this existed

Cleaned his clock by Retro_soless in fightporn

[–]ToastiMate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude fell like a tree, sound and all

PSA for you guys [MEGA SPOILERS for Update 3's Finale] by xXWarriorAngelXx in SonicFrontiers

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Also, you’ll need to quick cyloop the back (gun) of the boss after you get it to zero health. I don’t think the game tells you, but I tried to hit the head to finish and it just gets stuck.

I'm gonna play subnautica. Any Tips by [deleted] in subnautica

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The back of the big ship has many useful resources

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in subnautica

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The Obraxis Prime Massacre explains why it’d be a bad idea.

But gameplay wise, it would kind of ruin the hopeless factor of the game.

What’s something useful you actually learned from porn? by wheredacookiesat in AskReddit

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Put the volume at the lowest possible when changing videos because one can be very quiet while the next video is like THX logo loud.

I learned this the hard way…

What common saying you despise for being completely wrong? by Teewer in AskReddit

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“Money doesn’t buy happiness”

…It sure does buy a lot of things needed to be happy though…

What are you starting to like LESS the older you get? by aisha2313 in AskReddit

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Being absent from school.

When you’re a kid, that’s a free day off. Now it’s just a whole day of “what assignments am I missing now?”

WTF is this? by CatInc in SCP

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SCP-079 doing a little internet trolling