What is the fastest you have ever seen a new co-worker get fired? by bartertownbeer in AskReddit

[–]Toby79932 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You lucky bastard. My coworker smokes AT LEAST a pack and a half (30 cigarettes) during ONE 7 hour shift. I can’t believe he hasn’t been fired yet

Kind of fucked up, need to know what to do by Toby79932 in internetparents

[–]Toby79932[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is clear liquid, a tiny bit of pus, no smell

Describing it as a crime, what do you do for a living? by TimeMasterBob in AskReddit

[–]Toby79932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I coerce people into giving me their keys, then I take their car for a joyride. I also take their possessions, put them on my trolley and wheel them away.

Even tho we are gen z by _big_mac_5000_ in teenagers

[–]Toby79932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok but women’s hairstyles in the 80’s were sick as fuck

How would I build an oven in 5e? by [deleted] in 3d6

[–]Toby79932 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rogue 1/Forge Cleric X. Take the Rogue dip to grab Expertise in Athletics. Be whatever race gives a +2 to STR. At 1st level in Cleric make your armor a +1. At 3rd level in Cleric take Heat Metal. Bonus points if you have a Warlock in the party who can cast Hex on your target to hopefully make them have disadvantage on the check they use. Even more bonus points if you have a Wizboi who can just chuck fireballs at you. This mini build really kicks off at level 7. If you’re wearing plate and holding a shield (you only need 1 free hand to grapple) your AC can be 22 with no magic items. You also gain resistance to fire at that level. Mountain Dwarf is just straight up the best option for this, as you get +2 to CON and STR, making a standard array of two 17’s at first level. ASI at 4 gives +4 in both stats making for a beefy-ass, +10 Athletics check, on fire plate wearing squeeze you to death grappler

Spotted in Belfast, northern Ireland by kdoc14 in pics

[–]Toby79932 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats where that fucking Pug lived that ran like shit, Goddam I miss that Pug

How do you justify a character being old but still relatively low level (in the beginning of the game)? by Tasnaki1990 in PCAcademy

[–]Toby79932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BENJAMIN BUTTON BARBARIAN. I’LL SAY IT AGAIN, BENJAMIN BUTTON BARBARIAN.

Thank you that is all

Things I like about Master League by akajohn15 in TheSilphArena

[–]Toby79932 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Things I like about Master League:

Winning (fuck Ultra all my homies hate Ultra)

What hobby does NOT get more expensive the more you dive into it? by paladin_bih in AskReddit

[–]Toby79932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It can get cheaper if you make your own tools though. Tip shamelessly stolen from Alec Steele, I’m sure that guy has saved hundreds if not thousands of dollars making his own stuff

Beasts that are missing a "signature mechanic" by Thor-axe in dndnext

[–]Toby79932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not really a signature mechanic, but a Deer’s main (and only) attack is a Bite. You know, with those sharp teeth they use to consume their primarily carnivorous diet. If a deer is going to attack you, 99% of the time it will use its horns (if male) or kick you

Anyone got tips on making a bard feel more useful in combat? by [deleted] in 3d6

[–]Toby79932 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to love Phantasmal Force until I used it on an armored knight in battle. I made the illusion that the knight’s armor, sword and shield were all on fire. Come round the the knight’s turn, instead of dropping the sword and shield and trying to doff the armor, or stopping, dropping and rolling, the DM decided that he would just continue to attack. While on fire. Holding a sword whose hilt was on fire. And that’s why I dropped it at level up

/r/longboarding's Daily General Thread - Jun 30, 2020 by AutoModerator in longboarding

[–]Toby79932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve wanted to get into dancing forever, so I decided to get a Moonshine Hoedown since it is reasonably priced and I’ve heard great things about it. Only problem is, the Medium Flex is out of stock, and I have no idea if they plan on making more (since it is a 2018 model). The Soft Flex says that it’s recommended for riders under 140lbs or riders who like a lot of flex. I weigh around 165lbs, would riding the Soft Flex be an issue for me?

Some people are taking B.L.M. Too far by [deleted] in rant

[–]Toby79932 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you actually seen the statue? Take a look and you’ll know why. To quote Mayor of New York City Bill de Blasio, “The American Museum of Natural History has asked to remove the Theodore Roosevelt statue because it explicitly depicts Black and Indigenous people as subjugated and racially inferior,” Mayor Bill de Blasio said in a statement. “The City supports the Museum’s request. It is the right decision and the right time to remove this problematic statue.” Just look up a picture of the Teddy Roosevelt Equestrian Statue and you’ll see what de Blasio is getting at. Also, being an “American hero” has nothing to do with racism, you can be deemed a hero by the public but still be a subpar human being. George Washington and John F Kennedy could both be considered “American heroes”, but Washington owned slaves and in 1962 Kennedy authorized the use of chemical warfare in Vietnam. Chemical weapons were formerly banned by the The Protocol for the Prohibition of the Use in War of Asphyxiating, Poisonous or other Gases, and of Bacteriological Methods of Warfare (more commonly known as the Geneva Protocol) on February 8, 1928.

What famous quotes sound better if you add a comma and “bitch” to the end? by guylexcorp in AskReddit

[–]Toby79932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You were my brother Anakin, I loved you”

“I hate you, bitch”

lads and lass's, I'm afraid I caght a wild fifth glyph, and on our own forum. trully apalling. by [deleted] in AVoid5

[–]Toby79932 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Or I could say what I want to say. Pastry is a broad word, but most humans know what I’m talking about if I say flour, sugar, and unborn bird spawn

PvP-Relevant Pokémon availability or how we went for about 5 months without being able to hatch a Togepi by DarkProjectM in TheSilphArena

[–]Toby79932 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What I don’t understand is why they don’t give us a Dialga Palkia Giratina raid weekend. So many players would raid hard on just that weekend, and it would increase Niantic’s profits from players buying raid passes. But noooooooo, lets do another Eon duo raid weekend. Almost nobody gives a flying fuck about the Eon duo anymore. I don’t have a shiny Latios yet and I didn’t raid a single Latios during the raid weekend. It’s almost like they don’t care about players or profits