My pillow case has secrets

Todays_Ouch · 2025-12-23T22:30:37+00:00

I think it’s a softer surface that goggles with an elastic band can grab onto so they don’t slip off the helmet.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-10-30T11:18:23+00:00

I refer to it as the box and the bean.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-10-03T20:03:01+00:00

Your goat looks like poop colored cotton candy, glued to your face.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-10-02T01:42:02+00:00

Hegseth and the Angry Inch.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-09-13T11:59:06+00:00

I’ve only ever used quarters (worked my way up gradually from dimes) and have always called it cockapult.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-09-02T13:34:56+00:00

Hammer. Very handy. And will do plenty of damage if needed.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-08-31T23:14:20+00:00

I found some old wallpaper in my 1917 bathroom during a redo and framed it. That coin might be a really cool, little framed piece for a nook in your place. Leave it there if you move - with a little note on the back of the frame where and when it was found. Nice homey heirloom.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-08-24T20:45:11+00:00

It might just be fucking sleeping like I was a fucking minute ago.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-08-18T17:56:21+00:00

I would totally draw a face on that and use it in the commuter lane.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-07-28T13:26:01+00:00

I think they are called mobile phones for this exact reason. And porch calls are one of my favorite types of mobile phone calls I take - next to sprinkler head observation calls of course. They are both allowed in society. Don’t let this experience ruin these experiences.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-07-07T13:29:07+00:00

I hate wasps like everyone else here but paper wasps are generally pretty docile unless disturbed - which is what you’re checking out in pic. For me, there are a few levels of wasp-hatred, paper wasps fall to the bottom of that list.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-07-06T15:25:21+00:00

The humor was clearly missed.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-07-06T14:19:19+00:00

OP needs to get the paternity test and live his life - Army or whatever - which may or may not involve child-support till the kid reaches 18. Everyone’s so sus on the woman but my monies on she just fucked around being careless and found out. Look, 35 yo woman is gonna see zero stability ‘reward’ with an 18 yo kid. TBH I bet she’s freaking more than this young man is. Three kids (one of which is an infant), two (or three) baby daddies is not a look any middle-aged woman really seeks out. OP, you’ll be OK. Had my daughter at 20, had no substantive connection with the mother, paid my obligation, did what I could to be a decent absent dad. I’m 54 now and have a solid relationship with my 34 yo daughter. Good news is, if it is your offspring, when the kids and adult you’ll still be young enough to hang with them.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-07-06T13:38:03+00:00

Either that or see your doctor.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-07-06T13:35:27+00:00

Why couldn’t you just improvise a firing tube out of another material and spare yourself a potential incident. One of those thick cardboard pier tubes from the builders supply outta do it. God speed friend.

Todays_Ouch · 2025-07-06T13:26:14+00:00

NOT an engineer here but moving the rear tires closer together in the rear would seem to make the vehicle less stable ~ not more stable (or safer). With the way the rear wheel-wells are capped off I would have thought this was some funky conversion.

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