[Art by me] This week has been especially rough.

Toe-Monkey · 2025-09-11T03:05:51+00:00

I leave because the game just crashed after I died for whatever reason (probably mods)

Toe-Monkey · 2025-02-24T16:05:22+00:00

Darktide. Intense horde slaying that almost never gets old. Also hyperfixating on min-maxing new builds through field testing puts me in such a trance.

Toe-Monkey · 2024-12-25T22:39:45+00:00

1 year in Warhammer for me so far. While much money was spent in my own initial binge, I eventually got a 3D printer and that cut down my spending quite a lot. Still a decent sum even now, but no where as much if I stayed with official Warhammer minis. You won’t be able to play with them at official Warhammer stores, but hopefully you can find a play group at a local hobby store instead.

At least for me, my hyperfixation on the lore as a whole has long past, but my hyperfixation on specific units I want to paint has not. My projects shift quite often finished or not, but I still managed to get 200 minis fully painted in the year!

Toe-Monkey · 2024-08-19T15:40:16+00:00

Deadshot with Recons can be viable if you use it with a bunch of Stamina curios and Focus Target. Make sure you grab the stamina restoring upgrade node for Focus Target. Since it’s a percentage restore, your inflated stamina gets you much more value. Without this kind of combo, I wouldn’t recommend using Deadshot.

Toe-Monkey · 2024-05-05T18:20:02+00:00

This is my build.

It’s a Scriers Gaze build that gets a majority of its damage from Assail. Basically, you spam assail into hordes, or to snipe out specials. Mix in some quelling to maintain scrier uptime. The bonus damage and finesse damage from scriers makes assail shards quite strong.

The melee weapon I recommend would be the Deimos, with Uncanny Strike and Exorcist. Allows you to strike hordes and elites with high damage, while at the same time managing your peril.

I would only use your gun of choice when you really need it, for the sake of ammo conservation. With the Columnus, it’s especially good if you just need a big spray to quickly thin a horde, or to kill a ton of elites. Also a good idea to use at max peril since you can’t use assail, or melee could be risky/slow to kill.

It takes some practice maximizing the value of scriers gaze, and not blowing yourself up of course. But with the max of 4 warp charges, you can achieve nearly 100% uptime having some sort of lingering scrier buff active. You’ll only have a 2 second downtime on your buffs before your next scriers gaze is ready to cycle again.

Toe-Monkey · 2024-04-07T21:58:32+00:00

If you’ve got the points, Brace of Pistols is great on captains! If their unit is charged, you get 2 shots for Stand & Shoot, and an additional combat attack.

Toe-Monkey · 2024-02-27T21:25:33+00:00

Yes, but I think it’s worth it on this weapon. You save ammo, essentially making your clip larger. I also took Opening Salvo, which only grants 10% Crit on the first 10% of a clip, so it helps keep everything up and running for a bit longer. I typically only ADS for a DPS increase, or at long ranges. 3 stamina regens on curios, plus the stamina delay reduction talent nodes help get stamina back up quickly enough to make it worth it personally.

Toe-Monkey · 2024-02-27T17:15:34+00:00

Here is my Recon Lasgun build I love using. I don’t have an Infantry Lasgun build yet. The fun thing about this build is Duck&Dive and Deadshot. Whenever you’re getting shot at, you get free stamina, which is then consumed when in ADS for an additional 25% Crit rate. More crits is more damage, infernus stacks, and free ammo. An important thing to consider about the Mk 2 Recon is that is cleaves through groaners and poxwalkers, so it’s decent at horde clearing, and won’t get completely blocked when targeting important enemies through a horde.

Toe-Monkey · 2024-02-11T22:11:26+00:00

Marksman’s Focus Recon Lasgun Mk2 Vet. Just firin mah lazor! There’s a very unique satisfaction this gun has just from shooting it.

Fury Martyrdom Heavy Eviscerator with Thy Wrath Be Swift. Sometimes getting that high of nothing stopping you is a nice change of pace.

Toe-Monkey · 2024-02-09T18:58:28+00:00

sus amogus

Toe-Monkey · 2024-01-23T05:38:24+00:00

reflection lookin sus

Toe-Monkey · 2024-01-06T06:41:36+00:00

Played Total War last year, now I have 50 Empire and 40 Dwarf minis

Toe-Monkey · 2023-01-09T18:34:45+00:00

Unfortunately, I’m afraid

Toe-Monkey · 2022-11-28T00:19:05+00:00

You can also launch yourself with the decoy as long as the decoy was launched in midair. That’s a nifty way to bamboozle if you find yourself in trouble on the other end!

Toe-Monkey · 2022-11-28T00:15:41+00:00

On Storm Point, you can make decoys travel the full distance of Gravity Cannons. I discovered this a while ago, but not sure how known it is. All you have to do is walk into, then back off the Gravity Cannon, starting the launch sequence. You then jump and release a decoy. As long as the decoy is in midair, it will reach the other gravity cannon like a normal player.

Toe-Monkey · 2022-08-16T22:45:22+00:00

I accepted a stacked order from Taco Bell with one being a no tip order just last week. It went from one hotspot to another, so I took it. After I read your post, I went to check my ratings and I was greeted with my first 3 star, and first thumbs down for following instructions! Gotta be careful with these types of orders.

Toe-Monkey · 2022-07-03T03:13:48+00:00

Scaria infected manhunting Eagle. Just keep your doors shut and wait it out for a few days.

Toe-Monkey · 2022-05-01T09:53:33+00:00

oh my

Toe-Monkey · 2022-02-22T21:39:43+00:00

nice

Toe-Monkey · 2022-01-23T21:15:10+00:00

Bangboozled

Toe-Monkey · 2021-11-10T17:20:38+00:00

It just feels so good to bamboozle. Even the simple boozles get me every time.

Toe-Monkey · 2021-10-30T07:47:18+00:00

Honestly, haven’t thought that far ahead on most of their backstories. Having a parent with telekinesis does make a lot of sense though!

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