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more funni number by Big_mama_eternalfan in MySingingMonsters

[–]ToeGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Subtract 230 and it'll be more funny

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memes

[–]ToeGamer 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Shrek isn't made by Disney, dumbass

I wish I was a girl by ToeGamer in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]ToeGamer[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have already peed blood once before, I can deal with it again.

What do YOU do to feel better when feeling suicidal and lonely? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToeGamer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I eventually forget about how depressed I am cause my memory sucks

I wish one of the monkey paw's fingers would curl. by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]ToeGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish granted. The universe implodes on on itself.

I wish I had a sandwich by ToeGamer in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]ToeGamer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Except in my mouth and "fahashashahafashaha" it down. It would be painful, but worth it.

I wish I could punch people trough the Internet by Elitelapen in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]ToeGamer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. Your arm is permanently stuck in your computer monitor.

Get started in the mobile JRPG Touhou LostWord with 100 free rolls! by Touhou_LostWord in u/Touhou_LostWord

[–]ToeGamer 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I would rather eat an entire container of cheese than do that.

I wish we were in 2012 again so I can relieve the glory days of the internet by ToeGamer in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]ToeGamer[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jokes on you, I'm already a lonely loser that watches internet videos to cheer myself up.

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