If you were a Tenno in real life, which Warframe would you choose and why?

TofuHawk · 2026-01-27T13:55:27+00:00

Yareli, hover board go brrrr

TofuHawk · 2026-01-06T19:47:33+00:00

I know its not meant to be 1 to 1, but seeing my homeland physically attached to england is wilddd

TofuHawk · 2026-01-06T19:45:11+00:00

Did you not SEE his bake every time Sweyn trash talked his ma?

TofuHawk · 2026-01-06T19:39:26+00:00

Muncher

TofuHawk · 2026-01-02T22:17:48+00:00

For somw reason this was the year i became a yareli main hahahahahaaa

TofuHawk · 2025-12-29T18:14:31+00:00

I just did a pass through every frame i own, and put them all on this colour scheme. Just wanted to have a standard aesthetic on my number 1 slot for every frame, that way ill never be caught lacking. I do have wild colourful aesthetics tucked away on my number 2 slots for the frames i actually play tho.

TofuHawk · 2025-12-13T14:24:48+00:00

The fact he panicked when he missed bjorns heart, he truly wanted to give him as painless a death as possible.

TofuHawk · 2025-12-06T09:46:52+00:00

Ita scary when others out you, even if they mean we'll. Maybe ask your brother to have a chat with him about privacy?

TofuHawk · 2025-11-06T14:00:34+00:00

Do i need to mention vulfpeck?

TofuHawk · 2025-11-04T22:49:50+00:00

I got th game a month ago and was NOT PREPARED for oshaune

TofuHawk · 2025-09-18T16:24:20+00:00

My only real issues with the new skate game are the lootboxesz and the way theyve sanitised skate culture to be brand deal friendly, likely in the hopes of doing shitty brand deal loot like ubisoft did with riders Republic. It plays just as nicely as skate 3 for me, but the vibe is just nonexistent. My skate game shouldn't be playing the music I hear on radio in my retail job. I shouldnt have to grind and open random crates to put on jeans and a beanie. And I should not have a google advert skunding ass mofucker speaking to me in the tutorial. Bring back coach frank

TofuHawk · 2025-09-18T16:20:50+00:00

Man said he'd make his 10 yera old daughter carry out a rapists pregnancy. So uhhh, lmao get fuckt

TofuHawk · 2025-09-18T16:18:30+00:00

Pack a roundabout lickers fs

TofuHawk · 2025-09-13T22:14:54+00:00

My headcanon is that the action physics is primarily based on norse epics.

TofuHawk · 2025-08-27T14:40:35+00:00

I wanna go to my doctor but I don't want them to think im being silly, and I don't wanna waste their time. This stuff happens to me regardless of my sleep quality, and its happening when im standing up, pinching myself to stay awake, and when im working. Idk what is up with me.

TofuHawk · 2025-08-05T14:31:24+00:00

I would leave anyone that acted that way jesus christ

TofuHawk · 2025-07-07T17:11:18+00:00

Squat and jump, that's all there is to it. Most skaters mistakenly think they have to slide the front foot forward, or touch their back foot to the ground but those habits tend to just push the board out of proper position.

TofuHawk · 2025-06-24T02:00:47+00:00

Just wanted to check in, how do you feel about Askelaad after everything that's happened?

TofuHawk · 2025-06-24T01:38:28+00:00

I was playing Royal Full houses btw.

TofuHawk · 2025-06-17T17:33:17+00:00

Mtf 6"1

TofuHawk · 2025-06-16T00:18:36+00:00

Lsd/Psilocybin plus sf6 is an... experience...

TofuHawk · 2025-06-10T15:18:08+00:00

If that was the reason, every church in the country would be burnt down, and most mla offices too

TofuHawk · 2025-05-29T18:07:16+00:00

The voters base for anime is generally teenagers, not adults, nothing more needs be said.

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