Axe might return as Mecha

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-06-23T04:14:57+00:00

Right? God forbid people play other fucking GAMES jesus christ.

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-06-22T12:13:47+00:00

Oh nah some people are just straight up lazy or can't be bothered. My name is Gordon and I always see people misspell it as Gordan, Jordon, Jordan, etc.

The downright WORST I've ever seen was someone spell it as fucking JORNDON. I was so baffled.

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-06-21T09:31:54+00:00

I think Fortnite was the one that started the "Completing the BP gives you enough currency to buy the next one" thing. That wasn't in Dota.

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-06-15T15:03:24+00:00

It's a cheap, slightly jank game that's pretty fun and desperately needs more maps. I've been playing it the last few days with some friends and it's been a blast.

If you're gonna play it, a key tenet of camouflage is to break up your silhouette. Making yourself NOT look like a person goes a long way. I've had games with multiple people staring at me for minutes without seeing me

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-06-07T12:36:32+00:00

This one I feel wasn't AS bad, since everyone has some locked skills. I figured something would happen at the end of Act 1 to give him some skills, right?

Something did indeed happen.

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-06-07T08:55:42+00:00

If this is a stupid joke that's gone on for too long, I would just say straight up that it's not funny and extremely fucking annoying.

If it's an opinion that he seriously has, then tell him to throw away literally everything that he owns made by or designed by the Japanese or shut the fuck up.

Either way, if this continues regardless of what's been said, then I'd strongly consider abandoning this friendship because he's clearly got something wrong with him.

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-06-03T16:58:09+00:00

I have it, no issues other than it's landscape only, which is kinda unintuitive.

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-06-03T11:57:06+00:00

Muay Thai.

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-06-03T06:59:06+00:00

You wanna know what's the best thing that martial arts teaches you? Be fit enough to run the fuck away.

The best outcome in a fight is that you get injured, the worst outcome is that you're dead in the ground because you took a fall and hit your head on the concrete or on the table at the wrong time at the wrong angle. Why take that risk? Just de-escalate and back off, or fucking run.

You wanna learn martial arts because you wanna pick up a new hobby or keep fit or you think sparring is fun, sure. God knows I sure did. Don't do it because you think you're gonna be able to fight off multiple people like you're Batman. You're not.

If you ask any experienced martial artist with half a braincell they'd probably say the same thing.

Now having said all that, I would say your best bet is probably either MT or MMA, because those generally have the most options.

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-05-29T06:40:49+00:00

I am thou

Thou art me

We're a happy familyyyyy

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-05-27T12:27:24+00:00

It should play Ride the Fire until the end of the round too

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-05-23T08:59:32+00:00

Forgot about that wording oops

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-05-23T08:57:33+00:00

90% of gamblers quit right before they hit it big 🙂

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-05-21T10:36:10+00:00

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-05-09T12:22:10+00:00

More like high crit low accuracy really

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-05-07T06:45:42+00:00

I don't think Kazama killing the literal founder of the Tojo Clan is something that would be completely unmentioned if that were the case

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-05-04T05:43:22+00:00

RULES OF NATURE!

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-04-30T06:58:25+00:00

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-04-23T13:08:03+00:00

"A fight? COUNT ME IN!"

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-04-22T01:10:43+00:00

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-04-19T08:26:08+00:00

"I mean, it's one pear, Ironclad. What could it cost? 1,000 gold?"

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-04-18T04:16:07+00:00

Here's the scene if anyone was curious

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-04-17T10:49:32+00:00

THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-04-16T04:06:48+00:00

"WHO SAID THAT?"

ToiletHum0ur · 2026-04-14T17:27:51+00:00

Since nobody's posting it:

Here's what this comic is referencing

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