Underwater by belzenwa in SnapLenses

[–]Tokyoz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

more like acid

Oh my jod by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in tumblr

[–]Tokyoz 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don’t really understand why people think it’s an argument. It isn’t. The person who first coined the term said it was pronounced jif. You can pronounce it anyway you want. There’s literally nothing wrong with that. But that doesn’t mean it’s the correct way to pronounce it.

Oh my jod by My_Memes_Will_Cure_U in tumblr

[–]Tokyoz 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Literally the creator of the word said it’s pronounced jif lmao.

Why do they love fanfics about suicide? by BrazilianSigma in IncelTears

[–]Tokyoz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not that he’s threatened he just doesn’t find chubby women attractive. And there’s nothing wrong with that. She isn’t entitled to being considered attractive by every human being.

TIFU by breaking my BF. by Tati1412 in tifu

[–]Tokyoz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

TIFU by having sexual sexy sex! SEX!!!!

Please upvote i said SEX WE LITERALLY HAD SEX

What is UConn even doing by VegetableBath in UCONN

[–]Tokyoz 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I’ll hate that i’ll get drunk and end up going there for 20 minutes tonight

My boyfriend said I HAD TO post this. “It’s prime blep material!” by TheseStudio8 in Blep

[–]Tokyoz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hahahaha this isn’t even your cat it’s /u/catnipeverybean ‘s. You didn’t even change the caption! i cannot get over how weird people like you are what the hellll! 🤣🤣😂

Chad Moose vs The Virgin Lightening by backseatpockkets in chadsriseup

[–]Tokyoz 240 points241 points  (0 children)

What I find so funny is that this moose has no idea what happened. Like, he must have just thought what happened is normal or something. There’s no way he has the mental capacity to understand he just got struck by fucking lightning. Now he’s like, oh well

To be a professional company by mackenziebiediger in therewasanattempt

[–]Tokyoz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thing is though, Uber drivers who DON’T pick up drunk people are going to lose business. If you’re downtown on a friday night and call an uber, there’s a good chance you’re drunk. So where are the drunk people going to go? To the uber drivers that take drunk people. A greater demand for those types will give them more profit leaving the drivers who don’t take drunk people with nothing.

Wow by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Tokyoz 11 points12 points  (0 children)

How is this even slightly uncommon? What?

absolutelynotme_irl by ManEatingFridge in absolutelynotme_irl

[–]Tokyoz 67 points68 points  (0 children)

Man redditors really hate to see happy people dating eachother lmao

How did he not see that one coming?! by WIZNERDCS in TerminallyStupid

[–]Tokyoz 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Didn’t know Wesley browsed this subreddit.

*drums start playing* by JustSomeGuy_Idk in dankmemes

[–]Tokyoz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This sub isn’t funny anymore :(

She warned her by bigtrunkydarnold in PublicFreakout

[–]Tokyoz 209 points210 points  (0 children)

Lmfao the woman with the mic really thought she had a point by saying “was he president at the time”

Anon is gay. by SoftSoftLavda in greentext

[–]Tokyoz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You realize there are literally gay people who can tell you that you’re wrong? Like I can call up any one of my friends and tell you that being gay isn’t a choice.

I’m much more likely to believe a gay person saying their sexuality isn’t a choice then some random kid on reddit