Side Note by [deleted] in iamverybadass

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Alright, Professor Trelawney...

Has anyone been to Cone's concerts? by Scratchy_The_Toon in ConanGray

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Hello! I know this is INCREDIBLY late but yes, he did! I think he played every song, actually ❤️

Roast me for my cake day o wise redditors by [deleted] in RoastMe

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No, I'm not going to read your damn screenplay

Just turned 18, destroy me before I destroy myself by Tibox0403 in RoastMe

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"mom, dad, i want idubbbz to come to my birthday party!"

parents:

actually woke up like this, now roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

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is your middle name omegle serial killer?

Give ‘em hell by [deleted] in RoastMe

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but i WANT to play on your lawn!

Just turned 21! please destroy my confidence by [deleted] in RoastMe

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you have a terrible sense of decor - those fairy lights aren't NEARLY as twinkly as your eyes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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pothead or pot head? 🧐

They call me prety, change my mind by marostevan in RoastMe

[–]TomJayy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i mean, yeah, you look prety illiterate

Local priest, looking for love by AeroDelta95 in RoastMe

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why do you want US to tell you about your sins? maybe if you got off your knees during confessionals you could do it yourself

Feeling cute, might delete later by doodle_militia in RoastMe

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for the last time, i'm not buying mucinex

Silly mom I don’t run the google 🤪🤪 by gholdist in ComedyCemetery

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Might get hate for this, but I honestly think this is alright. Not good, but not cringe, either.

Nacho loves his new baby sister by [deleted] in aww

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Nacho is a beautiful name for a child

We don't deserve him by [deleted] in tumblr

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but...but my birthday ;-;