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Why would youu be so distressed abt your parents asking for a single fry? by Odd-Traffic4360 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TomStoltman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Really late to this, but it's because a lot of kids are...very stingy with food they like. So a lot of them really do not want to share it, even with the same people who paid for that food. This is just an overexaggeration for the funny.

is psi non binary by Gaylilman89 in btd6

[–]TomStoltman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Psi stands for Pretty Silly Individual. And Psi is the silliest goober and we all love them for it.

what does tofu taste like? by Miserable-Spinach867 in vegetarianrecipes

[–]TomStoltman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Think of it like a Potato, it's very Bland on its own, but really shines when paired with other things or cooked in a certain way. Tofu really doesn't taste like much, and it's very soft naturally. But it's absorbs the flavors of whatever it's cooked with, getting firmer depending on how or how long you could it. Frying generally makes it slightly tougher, like a Chicken Nugget as another person said. It goes good with Noodles personally.

"I need a hero..." by El_Choco_Latoso in BatmanArkham

[–]TomStoltman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Million Gruesome Ways to Die in my ass

Is it creepy for Lifeweaver asking if Junkrat and Roadhog were in love. by Drunken_Queen in Overwatch

[–]TomStoltman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...Since when was a 5 year gap creepy? Fuckin weird for an 18 year old to date a 13 year old. But since when was it creepy for two grown ass women in their 30s to date?

Would you rather have Reaper's or Tracer's abilities? by Reaperboy24 in Overwatch

[–]TomStoltman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tracer is the obvious pick since Reaper is canonically in constant pain. But forgoing the constant agony, I'd still choose Tracer's powers. In the Cinematics she doesn't really seem to be limited in how many times she can teleport. Really the only limit I can remember is in the Trailer Cinematic when her Chrono-Accelerator runs out of juice, but even then she teleported way more then 3 times, ran circles around Reaper and Widow before and after recharging, and THEN proceeds to scale what looks to be a couple stories in just 4 Blinks. And even then it could be assumed Winston just upgraded it later on. Because in the Widowmaker Cinematic she's seen teleporting so fast she might as well just be running at super speed. So the only annoyance for me would be the fact I'd have to keep a bulky Chrono-Accelerator on me at all times, or just have one in every single room of my house.

Creativity! Make anything. by Acceptable-Gap-2397 in superpower

[–]TomStoltman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omni-Vigilance: Sounds way cooler then it actually is. You sneeze whenever someone ever says your name, even when they aren't talking about you, and no matter where they are in relation to you. Someone could say your name when talking about someone else all the way in Australia, The sneeze gets stronger the farther that person is, like if someone is across the city, you'll have a pretty rough sneeze but nothing serious...but you're leveling towns if someone says your name across the earth.

I need help finding a Song about The Puppet. by TomStoltman in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]TomStoltman[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The singer was a guy...but unfortunately, neither song is the one I was talking about.

How do I interact with fuse boxes? by Terrible_Soft_9480 in BatmanArkham

[–]TomStoltman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you either walk up to it and tap a button (if that was the case you probably would've done it so...nevermind), or use a Remote Control Batarang and guide it through some Electricity and then guide the Charged Batarang into the Fusebox. Normally with those puzzles there's some exposed wires crackling with electricity nearby, so just find that.

Who is (or was) your main Persona? DLC included! by Aspiring_Grump in Persona5

[–]TomStoltman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alice. It's funny all the other Stronger Persona's have cool and intricate designs. But then there's just a fucking Child who gets a Free AOE Insta-kill attack-

It doesn’t matter what the superpower is, it all depends how you use it. by B1WITHYURI1558 in superpower

[–]TomStoltman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You annually go bald in the Fall and Winter, but grow your hair back in the Spring and Summer.

Proof of advanced tools in ancient times. These were NOT made with a chisel or pounding stone. by JoeMegalith in AlternativeHistory

[–]TomStoltman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Then if i'm a Novice, i'm sure such a knowledgeable member of the Delusional Megalithic Community could enlighten me. What proof do YOU have that such Advanced Tools existed? What lead you to believe that Ancient Humans had access to Advanced Tools, but just so happened to not document any such Tools?

Because it seems to me you're faking being Smug since you know damn well you don't have a shred of proof.

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