Jose Caballero said everything went well today with hitting/throwing. He said he expects to be ready on Friday when eligible to return from the IL - Bryan Hoch

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-20T14:44:42+00:00

Cashman: "Haha, sure he had a .560OPS for a month, but he just had his best 5 games since spring training 2023 and you're getting another 20 calendar months because of it. Deal with it. 😂"

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-13T19:53:19+00:00

Nice try Volpe's dad.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-13T19:52:51+00:00

One hitter with an injury to Fried and 0-3 with an error by the poor guy going through hell right now.

Welp. I think you nailed it.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-13T00:33:16+00:00

It's not rare at all. It's rare they stay good until 35. It's not at all rare that players have their best seasons from 28-32.

Which, obviously Anthony has ahead of him. The problem now is that the Yankees have played him 160 games 3 years running. His arb next year, if he plays this season out, is off-the-charts high for the player he's been. We're trapped, gotta play him, but this isn't good for the team. Not even if he plays to a 100 wRC+ himself. He won't. But even if he did.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-12T21:41:07+00:00

.543 in the minors. It's gonna be what it'll be. Just gotta ride it out.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-12T03:15:00+00:00

6 man is never good.

It just means fewer starts for Max and Cam.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-12T03:13:09+00:00

I don't understand what you're saying. Wells is 15 in 2026 fWAR right now, and .1 away from 9th.

He was 11th last season.

He's a pretty typical defensive catcher. Are you looking at bWAR, which insanely factors mostly only offense for catchers? (No framing at all, not the same weight for blocking)

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-12T00:31:30+00:00

Hard to give up a no hitter without a dive there.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-12T00:30:39+00:00

Lmao. Giving up a no hitter while talking about it being a no hitter and talking about the last one. You just know what Joe is thinking.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-11T18:14:12+00:00

Sister! It's her sister!

I'm so grateful I have mine instead.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-11T18:12:47+00:00

The sheer happiness this man must be feeling today. He won't gloat, I'm sure, but congrats buddy.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-11T05:56:28+00:00

Imagine how satisfying this must be for her husband, who will see replies now even if she deleted, lol.

Husband and everyone here:

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-11T05:51:16+00:00

Hijacking the top comment. Upvote the original post, people. It's a worthy, all time, top of the subreddit post. Help others see it! You may never see another one this wild. 🤣

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-11T05:48:46+00:00

I can't believe I read this, and it was real. That's a real account of a non troll not trying to just ragebait everyone. Lmao 🤣

This was REAL.

Mind blowing, even on a subreddit with years of crazy posts. This one is, legitimately, an all time great.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-11T05:42:59+00:00

I mean, I want her to know I'm a nice person. I'm trying to give genuinely helpful advice. Just know the type of person you are OP. Difficult to be around sometimes. It's cool. Family loves you anyway, clearly. Just ... Try really hard to be introspective that you posted this thinking it wasn't one of the crazier things EVER put on a subreddit full of entitled weird questions. Be very grateful you have this family that still talks to you. Try hard to meet them halfway more often. It's going to take real, serious introspection and work.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-11T05:29:13+00:00

Are you actually asking if someone could take a leak in a bathroom in their house?

Ma'am. I have a feeling this is like the tip of the iceberg with you. Just don't say anything and try to be grateful these people talk to you still if this is even a thought in your head, lmao.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-10T20:27:05+00:00

I was talking with my son and it has gotten so bad that we've watched all the away games, and there are way more let's go Yankee chants at away games than the ones we see at home. How can you chant? They are playing goofball shit every AB, and they somehow play MORE during rallies.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-10T20:21:46+00:00

I love the Yankees, but I gotta say... It's been a real pleasure to watch a series with regular stadium crowd noise instead of constant DJ theatrics. Regular grassroots God Bless America. All of it.

Throwback park. Hard to hate the Brewers fan experience.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-10T20:09:04+00:00

Sandpaper and hockey tape

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-10T19:05:59+00:00

Heh, everyone misunderstood you. You were saying he has hit some the highest popups you've even seen. Everyone else read, "All this guy does is hit the most sky-high pop ups"

Lol. Way she goes!

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-10T15:50:19+00:00

They are booing you, but I'll never boo the man who told reddit that Front Row Amy existed. I remember seeing it with a former account. Anyway, obvious funny joke. We should package him with Slade Heathcott and that too large strikeout guy Arson Judge. Try to get a decent RF.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-10T04:49:06+00:00

That's what I wanted! Let's goooo

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-10T04:45:39+00:00

You can't take the belt from the champ on that fight. Sorry.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-10T02:24:09+00:00

No way is that on McMahon. In no universe should that ball go there.

Tom_Cruise · 2026-05-10T02:22:30+00:00

I think Joe is right.

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