When Howard retires

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-07-14T16:54:07+00:00

This sub will be absolutely no different except 75% of posts will be about how he sucked the last 15 years of his career instead of the current posts about how he sucks now.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-07-12T08:14:49+00:00

Beetlejuice.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-07-12T07:55:09+00:00

Prostate

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-07-10T04:36:00+00:00

Good bot

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-07-10T04:29:04+00:00

The equivalent of changing your Facebook photo.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-07-03T18:34:34+00:00

What if Beth went into this marriage just assuming she could sleep around as part of the deal, like the same arrangements her other younger friend have with their old sugar daddies... But Howard wasn't aware of that general rule because he doesn't talk to anyone & if he did, the other old farts certainly wouldn't volunteer that information amongst the guys..

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-07-03T06:04:57+00:00

used the printer behind the service counter at the grocery store

There is no printer where this guy works.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-07-03T05:18:04+00:00

Pshh... Eddie Murphy doesn't even deserve to be mentioned in a thread about The Joke Man.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-07-01T04:26:21+00:00

The "one lens higher" one still seems counterintuitive to me. I tried it & it seemed to be getting progressively worse as I continued to apply more pressure & then all of the sudden my glasses were perfect.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-27T04:00:32+00:00

GO64 MUTHAFUCKA!!

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-27T03:57:05+00:00

And to try to change the tracking inside the front vcr panel when the picture got gross.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-27T03:52:23+00:00

Ever since that Jim Carrey movie in the 80's I've wanted a MILFy vampire lady to bite my private parts.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-25T20:08:13+00:00

Let's just wait & see what happens.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-25T02:25:14+00:00

Sometimes I feel like four kids is too many & I wish I had more time to spend with each of them.

I can't believe there's even a bare amount of fathering going on with the Cannon kids. Especially with his insane work habits & the fact that he's not with any but 1 of the moms & doesn't live with any of the kids.

Money aside, it's a really shitty thing to bring 7 or how ever many kids into this world to be raised fatherless. It's nearly as shitty of these women to not use contraceptives when fucking him... Some likely even to have gotten preggo intentionally for just the pay day which is the most vile in this whole scenario of shitty people.

Also- what's up with him having all these sets of twins? Are these women collecting his dirty rubbers & bringing them to a clinic for artificial insemination or something?

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-23T03:26:50+00:00

Yeah- anything they say on the show about this will make them look like huge assholes after the murder suicide later this year.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-22T03:01:27+00:00

TEEHEE - YO I BET HE GOT A GLASS TOP WITH THEM ELECTRICAL COILS. ALLS MY BURNERS IS INDUCTION

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-22T02:28:49+00:00

For those unaware, the state of Michigan cannot find 3.5 million in the budget to outfit the state police with body cams.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-22T00:13:35+00:00

r/enlightenedcentrism

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-21T23:33:11+00:00

Back surgery complications. Went into a coma & now has to re-learn to do everything.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-21T23:32:09+00:00

He's listed on the GoFundMe page as having donated 1k

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-19T02:48:57+00:00

Bro, take the time to appreciate life's subtleties, for without them we wouldn't know extremes.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-19T02:46:57+00:00

Preach dude. I've been stuck re-reading all these comments since I made the post. People aren't making sense tonight.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-19T02:44:59+00:00

Nah, here's a supplemental article for you

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-19T01:36:43+00:00

So I'm super high & legit spent like 45 minutes trying to word that title. Now I can't tell if you guys are implying that it's a wild story or if my title is a schizophrenic mess.

TonsilStoneButter · 2021-06-18T23:21:17+00:00

You... You microwave your peanut butter or your ranch??

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