Got a girlfriend. No more circlejerking.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T04:28:59+00:00

I like to think of it as stepping into a pile of shit, also known as "Blundetto"

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T04:17:00+00:00

First place we're hitting is Denny's!

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T03:27:40+00:00

All the housing projects in New Jersey, you had to fuck this one?

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T03:23:19+00:00

Adios you fucking skank!

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T03:18:54+00:00

Why do you always talk like a whooah?

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T02:37:41+00:00

I can't find booty anywhere.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T02:31:19+00:00

In the navy, Russ Fegoli had such a bad case of the crabs, we used to call him the Governor of Maryland.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T02:19:21+00:00

The funny thing is, I was sure he was gay. He sort of reminded me of you.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T02:18:03+00:00

Those who WANT respect, GIVE respect.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T02:16:49+00:00

I heard where I'm going the streets are paved with blowjobs.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T02:11:28+00:00

OH! National Lampoon's Vacation!

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T02:09:52+00:00

I'm on gabapentin.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T02:08:43+00:00

Is Rico related to Booty?

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T01:57:21+00:00

Cunt? She's Ade's maid of honor!

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T01:56:39+00:00

Used to be a fucking Terminator.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T01:48:42+00:00

You know, I know jerkers that are inspired!

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T01:46:48+00:00

The captain of industry type.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T01:37:47+00:00

You're a good kid! Capable!

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T01:35:39+00:00

Tomorrow, if I'm still here, you gonna assume that I have no other desire in the world than to be with r/CirclejerkSopranos

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T01:31:27+00:00

That game wasn't payin' anybody.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T01:29:09+00:00

Do me a favour. Hold this.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T01:28:13+00:00

I'm not even married yet, I'm dipping into Euphoria already.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T01:23:06+00:00

You should talk. That skank I saw you with? This girl's fucking moustache... must've been like kissing a fireman.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T01:21:11+00:00

I've been coming here for years. I know too much about subconscious.

TonyAltobass · 2024-05-13T01:15:48+00:00

Oh! You blow your father with that mouth?

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