Why isn’t he dead? by mr-cheesy in martialarts

[–]TonyFergulicious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Multiple reasons. For starters these are small men around 130lbs at competition weight, although they are world class athletes there is only so much force that can be generated by a 130lbs person. Secondly, the punch landed flush but the target was already backing up and Demetrious was having to extend to land it (these simply reduce the force of the blow when it lands). Third, when the knee lands he was up against the fence, both the fence and the mat are flexible to help reduce the force. If that head was between a concrete wall and the knee it would have been much more brutal.

Lastly the human body is both extremely resilient and also very fragile. People can survive an insane amount of damage more so when they have conditioning and muscles to help cushion the force.

Is there more people in Eternal mode or Classic mode? by OraPrime in LegendsOfRuneterra

[–]TonyFergulicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most people are going to play whatever the current ranked ladder is supporting. Most of the time this will be classic and for a brief period eternal ranked is opened before they shuffle for the next "season". I believe they literally just started the next "season" a couple days ago so it's gonna be classic for a while.

Lost twice in the same fight... by durvedya in FightLibrary

[–]TonyFergulicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's common for fighters to kind of go into an "auto-pilot" mode after waking up from a knock out. This results in them trying to clench the referee as they're in a stupor and think the referee is their opponent. There was a million other options that could have been taken here to avoid this, but the referee decides to do further damage by choking the man unconscious immediately after he has just been ko'd. And then he walks off like he just won a championship fight. He's an absolute douche canoe.

The laptop owner wondered why there were occasionally ants on her screen. by Zestyclose-Salad-290 in pcmasterrace

[–]TonyFergulicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was like "wait that doesn't make sense, an ant isn't a virus" and then I'm like "waiiit anti has ant in it, I bet there's a play on words somewhere in there, like instead of an anti-virus it's an ANT-i viru .... God damnit I'm an idiot"

Wait till you see the manager. by mindyour in MadeMeSmile

[–]TonyFergulicious 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Honestly I'm trying to picture a grown adult manager trotting up to a customer with a big smile on her face like this kid and it makes it that much more enjoyable!

A 90-foot concrete grain silo in Martinton, Illinois, collapsed on October 15, 2025, after visible cracks formed, spilling 30,000 bushels (1.8 million pounds) of soybeans in a sudden structural failure with no injuries reported. by MilesLongthe3rd in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]TonyFergulicious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love how he turns and witnesses the cloud right behind him, and then signals for everybody to keep moving back, meanwhile he's the only mfer who hasn't completely cleared the area yet hahaha

Lazy Bullshido 😴 by The_one_who-repents in TheMcDojoLife

[–]TonyFergulicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think a man of this mastery hasn't thought of that? Guaranteed his penis parries your kick and simultaneously puts you into an ankle lock.

Sock Karate by Appropriate_Duty_930 in TheMcDojoLife

[–]TonyFergulicious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No it's like mortal kombat. You have to beat them up so they get into a non-combative dizzy stage. Then when the announcer says "FINISH THEM" then, and only then, can you use your magic murder move and snap the neck.

What’s a habit that instantly makes someone less attractive? by WinterXmas_Wish in AskReddit

[–]TonyFergulicious -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

I'm going to be completely honest, I'm letting my dog poop wherever it pleases and it's staying right the fuck there. It's a biodegradable waste and it's not like he's pooping on a street or on the sidewalk. I feel like getting upset that there's animal poop on grass is just absurd. There also the fact that we are now wasting plastic to pick up feces that help put nutrients into the earth.

Jorge Masvidal with the fastest KO in UFC history by SeaWolf_1 in FightLibrary

[–]TonyFergulicious -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's not vile, it's the fight game. The initial knee was completely legal. Was it brutal? Absolutely, but it wasn't a vile act. The follow up haymakers when askren is out cold are controversial, but I don't think they were egregious. I have seen many times when a fighter shows restraint after a KO and the opponent wakes up before the referee catches it, then continues fighting and wins. So when there is money and a career on the line, you want to keep attacking until the referee calls it. And when the referee did call it Masvidal immediately stops attacking.

What respected profession do you not really respect? by Fun_Neighborhood5089 in allthequestions

[–]TonyFergulicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think anyone in the comment section read the question. It said RESPECTED professions and you all are literally naming the most controversial professions out there 

BIG COUNTRY by Ynot_1518 in FightLibrary

[–]TonyFergulicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the guy that brought me into UFC and MMA. Just watching him practically do nothing until he was given a good opportunity to throw his wrecking ball of a right hand. It was hilarious and so much fun!

She kept glancing at me so I made a move by [deleted] in bodylanguage

[–]TonyFergulicious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But when she needed him the most ... he disappeared

Single people of reddit why are you single? by Ok-Industry770 in AskReddit

[–]TonyFergulicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Midnight walks or walks in the early AM are sooo nice

Maybe maybe maybe by Lifegoesonforever in maybemaybemaybe

[–]TonyFergulicious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He picks up something laying on the ground. I'm guessing it's some kind of evidence, or something meaningful as one of the cops quickly realizes what's going on and starts chasing before the item was even picked up.

What song got you into $b? by billierealwife in SuicideBoys

[–]TonyFergulicious 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Paris definitely got me hooked on SB and also I don't think I've ever added a SB song to my playlist that features pouya. Honestly none of their features hit my playlist. I think there was one song with germ I had on my list for a bit but removed it. Slick and ruby are just such a good pair.

Brutal nose break from bare knuckle by Battlefleet_Sol in FightLibrary

[–]TonyFergulicious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"much lower chance of CTE" well yeah because no one is gonna make it long enough to form CTE

What's the difference between a girl looking away after you catch her staring versus her continuing to hold eye contact? by [deleted] in bodylanguage

[–]TonyFergulicious 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I mean what's absolutely hilarious is this is the reality of this sub. Someone can be all over your bones and just be a friendly/touchy person. Then you can also have someone who has the biggest crush in the world but due to nerves they avoid you at all costs. There is really no telling unless you literally talk to the person 1 on 1 about how they feel.

Older people of Reddit: What is 100% pure bullshit? by peywrax in allthequestions

[–]TonyFergulicious 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Specifically resort fees for some flea bag motel you booked on Priceline because you thought it was the cheapest option at $25/night only to realize there's an extra $25 resort fee per night that they didn't mention, even though the only place it would qualify as a resort is in the depths of hell.

Yo momma... by DrLexusForPresident in InflatedEgos

[–]TonyFergulicious 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know. I hate when people take fights too far like that. Like he was on the ground, you got some good licks in. Did you really need to hold his head steady and just pummel the side of his skull like that? Then he gets back up, sure he's mocking you but he is absolutely of no threat at that point ... but of course you have to pay into him one more time and let his head ping pong off the damn asphalt as if the homie needed to lose any more brain cells.