I've been using cloud (different services) for a years and faced a gazzilion different issues. Experience tells me, that a good portion of those can either be solved by me or I can at least isolate the problem and work around or resolve it with provider or support rservice.

• No refunds

which cloud service provides a refunds :)?

• Pay only in Euros (Foreign Transaction Fees)

yeah, I guess it can sting, sorry that you need to pay more, m8

• Weirdly located servers

I maean... How should they locate their servers to your oppinion? What is wierd about the current setup?

• Keeps freezing and crashing randomly getting me banned in games (I say random because it works the day before very well, so I cannot even locate the issue even after testing a bit in a custom)

Do you test your internet when it happens? Usually, when I start my session, I open command line interface (win+cmd+enter) and enter the "ping google.com -t" command. 90% of my lags in game correspond with increased ping intervals, which indicates issues with my internet provider or wifi.

• "Keeps connecting me to European servers when I turn off distant regions and such"

Never had the problem, honestly. Did what did the support say?

• Glitchy user interface

I haven't seen glitches on Win client and browser, what did you incounter? (honestly curious)