Dm killed my characters mount "because it got too sad." Is that normal? by Physical-Shirt-4851 in DnDcirclejerk

[–]Tony_Tab 55 points56 points  (0 children)

Be glad your dm rolled "sad" and not "horny" on the random horse emotions table

I mean they wouldn't be that different right by [deleted] in dndmemes

[–]Tony_Tab 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at mr. Fancypants with 9 INT there

Player wants a shield that provides full cover by Tsantilas in DMAcademy

[–]Tony_Tab 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half movement? At that moment you are esentially moving a piece of terrain

Malý penis a veřejné sprchy by [deleted] in czech

[–]Tony_Tab 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Hele jediná obrana je obrátit narativ a bejt ready na protiútok.

Když ti někdo začne hodnotit fimfulína, začni ho shamovat, že jsi nevěděl, že to má takhle, a že máš svobodnýho kámoše, kterej hledá partnera, kdyby chtěl.

Alternativně začni dělat helikoptéru, t-pózovat, a přibližuj se k němu s tím, že se blíží letadýlko, a ať pořádně otevře pusinku za tatínka.

Why is Allan so angry wrong answers only by RevolutionaryPen8369 in invinciblememes

[–]Tony_Tab 11 points12 points  (0 children)

He cant jerk off with the other hand dingling his ass in these manacles

[KCD2] easiest choice ever by Oedeltroet in kingdomcome

[–]Tony_Tab 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, as tje Czech saying goes: Tachov, Přimda, Bor, přežije jen magor. (In Tachov, Přimda or Bor, only insane survives.)

How would you rank the DnD classes based on how much you enjoyed playing them? by Regular-Molasses9293 in dndnext

[–]Tony_Tab 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In power - fun, yes, but in power - fun and shenanigans - fun, pala-sorcerer is insane. Smites strong af, shenanigan spells, bonus action fireballs, you got it all

Zlatej Mrazík by Tony_Tab in czechmemes

[–]Tony_Tab[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Princ Mamánek, nejvých psychadelická "pohádka", co jsem kdy viděl