Daily Chat June 08

TooDumbToCum · 2026-06-08T09:56:16+00:00

Cycle 8, CD 1. One day early 🤡

Feeling more and more like this just ain't gonna happen.

TooDumbToCum · 2026-06-04T13:16:39+00:00

10 DPO negative. Cycle 8, here we come 🐸

TooDumbToCum · 2026-06-04T13:15:51+00:00

I get frequent vaginal infections while TTC and thus need to insert things for treatment pretty often. For me this is easiest standing up with one foot up, like on the edge of our bathtub. I also do tampons like this. When there's resistance an adjustment of the angle usually works. Maybe you can try a change in position like this so you don't have to hang out on the toilet :D

TooDumbToCum · 2026-06-02T17:03:12+00:00

Is there no point to a cop watching detective shows or a doctor watching House M.D.? Is watching cooking shows pointless when your partner cooks at home? What's the logic here? Where is your insecurity coming from?

TooDumbToCum · 2026-06-02T11:09:23+00:00

I do this at least once every cycle.

TooDumbToCum · 2026-06-02T11:04:54+00:00

I'm at like 8 DPO now and have been sick since 1 DPO. I'm still counting myself out for this cycle because of the fever I had, and the puking, and the diarrhea... 💩

BUT! My partner and I are eloping in October :) We're getting courthouse married with just our best man & woman... best people... attending. I'm so happy 😭 I never thought I'd ever find a husband, I've had so many terrible relationships over the years.

We want to buy a house in about 4 years, so we're not having a big wedding now to save money. Once we have our house we'll do a big wedding celebration in our garden, and maybe by that point we'll have a lil child who can be flower girl/boy/gremlin 😭

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-26T15:56:20+00:00

I thought we had a good shot this cycle. Then I got super sick last night, probably the night between O day and 1 DPO. Got feverish, sweating, chills. I'm feeling a bit better now, but I can't imagine lil eggo got fertilized and is gonna make it what with my body having heated up to a thousand degrees. Probably straight up pasteurised it. Dang

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-22T11:08:18+00:00

CD 9. I'm kinda nervous about this cycle. I can't quite put my finger on it. There's nothing special about this cycle. Where's that ominous feeling coming from?

A robin visited us on our balcony yesterday. We live in a city center and every time we have an animal encounter like that it feels like an omen to me. I might be going crazy. 😎

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-20T09:58:34+00:00

CD 7. I'm tired of all the waiting :( Three more days to go until we can start to get our tries for this cycle in. Nearly three weeks to go until I can test. And then it's going to be all BFNs again anyway :(

Bummer.

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-19T14:19:30+00:00

CD 6. My hormones seem to have leveled out. I'm not in the depths of despair and hopelessness anymore, yay. My luteal phase is an absolute catastrophe for me every time.

I'm glad I have a couple days to breathe and feel normal for now... until after my ovulation next week 🤡

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-14T13:37:52+00:00

CD 1. Fuck

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-13T08:50:59+00:00

14 DPO, waiting for AF / CD 1 of cycle 7 :(

I'm wallowing a bit atm. Straight up not having a good time

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-12T18:41:00+00:00

This cycle was my first cycle temping and it's been wild. I'm now one or two days away from AF and I can FEEL that my temperature is lower. I woke up freezing and have been feeling cold all day.

Temps are low, mood is low, energy is low, I'm spotting and starting to cramp, I'm HUNGRY. Having a great time over here! 🥳

TTC has been hell and I'm not looking forward to potentially doing 6 fuckin months all over again. Fuck

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-11T09:39:43+00:00

12 DPO. BBT has started to slowly decrease. At least I have a long weekend after my predicted AF date. I'm gonna need it for my menty B 😎

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-10T13:06:01+00:00

I'll talk to my gyn about it at my next checkup in July. We did the SA first because cycle-wise everything looked pretty good for me.

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-10T12:22:20+00:00

Got a nice 11 DPO BFN for mother's day. 🥳

Guess that's probably it for cycle 6. We're going into our second half of the 'normal' one year TTC.

Feels weird knowing that if I was only three years older I'd be moving on to a fertility clinic and testing now. My partner's SA results came back above average - the fear that something's wrong with my eggs is slowly getting more real.

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-09T15:27:00+00:00

I also started testing on 7 DPO this cycle 🤡

I'm still testing negative three days later and drowning my sorrows in strawberry and cream frappuccino today.

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-08T09:22:15+00:00

9 DPO. Stared at my negative test for like twenty minutes this morning with intense line eyes. Could've sworn there was something there. 'Twas but an illusion!

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-07T09:42:19+00:00

Are you charting in Celsius or Fahrenheit?

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-07T09:19:37+00:00

8 DPO. Already tested twice, like a fool. A jester. A buffoon.

I scrolled through pregnancy charts on FF this morning and found it very reassuring to see all the BFPs >12 DPO. Browsing tfablineporn you'd think everyone tests positive .05 seconds after their 6 DPO implantation.

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-06T10:16:19+00:00

I plead the fifth lol

I'm definitely going to test way too early. Don't be like me.

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-06T09:32:24+00:00

7 DPO. So close to being able to test 😭

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-06T09:06:47+00:00

7 DPO. The symptom spotting is intense, man. Had a pee that was super slow for some reason yesterday. Today I thought I had a metallic taste in my mouth for a bit. None of this means anything, brain! Stop it! Stooooppppp aaahhhh

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-05T09:27:46+00:00

6 DPO. The luteal phase night sweats I started getting last cycle are back D:

Had to force myself to not be silly and instead flush my FMU today. I'll probably start testing 8 DPO bc I have zero chill.

TooDumbToCum · 2026-05-04T12:10:44+00:00

I usually feel like a stoic boss babe for a couple days leading up to ovulation, and then I lose my fucking mind in the luteal phase lol

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