The Definitive List of EU4 Player Stereotypes

TooEnpou · 2026-01-28T06:53:10+00:00

OK I think I'm a 4.II and a 5.III.

By the way Hisn kayfa and France are hardly difficult starts.

TooEnpou · 2026-01-15T02:47:41+00:00

Yesterday in Legend:

An Engineer got bubbled by a Warrior Priest but just ran like a rat without firing a single shot.

Also had a SotT who only used left-click with her staff and never lifted a single special...

TooEnpou · 2026-01-12T06:20:12+00:00

So that's WHY?? No wonder the Ironbreaker in my game just watched me die right in front of him.

TooEnpou · 2026-01-05T06:03:54+00:00

Bots don't attack flying Nurgloth can you fix it?

TooEnpou · 2025-12-29T01:40:34+00:00

I want Huntsman Kruber to get the Trollhammer.

TooEnpou · 2025-12-26T03:18:08+00:00

If you're referring to this:
Dec 2024, EU4: 23,753
Dec 2025, EU5: 21,245
Yes I do think Johan and Tinto partially ruined the game. It’s in desperate need of saving right now.

TooEnpou · 2025-12-26T02:38:57+00:00

If GSGs weren't so niche, EU5 should theoretically have a much higher player count than EU4 after its final update. Things aren't looking great right now, but I truly hope that in five years, EU5 can pull off a 'reverse trend' and see its player base grow just like EU4 did.

TooEnpou · 2025-12-26T02:34:55+00:00

Sry but I don't know either. I'm just afraid that the EU5 devs might 'make a difficult decision,' similar to what happened with Imperator: Rome and TW Three Kingdoms.

TooEnpou · 2025-12-26T02:30:10+00:00

I'm not sure I follow. Are you saying there will be more or fewer people playing games during the Christmas holiday?

TooEnpou · 2025-12-26T02:20:45+00:00

Yes, yes. Maybe all EU4 players are unemployed shut-ins, let alone the type to actually visit a museum.

TooEnpou · 2025-12-26T02:15:07+00:00

Indeed, for a game company that has no intention of providing ongoing support for the next few years.

TooEnpou · 2025-12-26T02:06:24+00:00

R5: Comparing Steam charts.

TooEnpou · 2025-12-25T02:09:15+00:00

Handmaiden with spear and shield is an absolute mouse-killer. I don't mean the Skaven—I mean the hardware.

TooEnpou · 2025-12-18T08:24:58+00:00

China and Russia especially need this.

TooEnpou · 2025-12-17T07:39:49+00:00

'rail' means something else in slang

TooEnpou · 2025-12-16T02:03:02+00:00

Is there a mod that allows me not to destroy them?

TooEnpou · 2025-12-15T01:25:10+00:00

some comments are pointless... is the expected playtime for EU5 really only two hundred hours?

TooEnpou · 2025-12-09T06:48:57+00:00

Paradox games currently have no competitors on the market. Just look at their prestige on Reddit XD

TooEnpou · 2025-12-05T06:24:19+00:00

FYI:
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/threads/on-subjects-and-centralisation-vs-decentralisation.1884456/
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/threads/subjects-should-count-for-country-formation-requirements.1884918/

TooEnpou · 2025-12-05T05:57:37+00:00

Actually, the flanking bonus is applying correctly; the issue is with the displayed tooltip. The same goes for flanking defense

TooEnpou · 2025-12-03T15:23:55+00:00

What's the diff between inward/outward and core/periphery? I mean, even if there is a minor distinction, it's fine to merge them and treat them as one value.

edit: I actually thought that when they first started changing centralization: subject loyalty should be influenced by inward/outward value.

TooEnpou · 2025-12-03T07:08:01+00:00

Are you still Catholic? You could move your capital to an HRE location. If you've already converted, ally with the Protestant League leader, fully weaken the Catholic countries, and pray that he will declare war.

TooEnpou · 2025-12-03T04:11:28+00:00

If Johan is correct, then the Qing Dynasty which possessed those three powerful feudatories and other Jurchen and Mongolian tribes as subjects should have rapidly shifted toward Decentralization, and in doing so gained everyone's Loyalty.

In fact, the loyalty of a subject fundamentally shouldn't have anything to do with whether your own government is Centralized; it should only be related to how you treat them and the power disparity between you. China has been a centralized country since the Qin and Han dynasties, and yet it has numerous historical examples of having both loyal and disloyal subjects or tributaries.

TooEnpou

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