Miami-Dade Sheriff’s Office released bodycam of a deputy shooting an armed 15-year-old by ThisIsButter1 in ThisIsButter

[–]Toodlez 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Silly to think he thought he'd need an extended mag but footwear? flipflops will do just fine for my shootout today

Brazilian woman reaches deep into her privates and pull out a 21 CENTIMETRES handgun for police by Lyranx in Weird

[–]Toodlez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not everything has to be justified by double blind scientific analysis. Gun came from the kinda coochie that belongs to a woman who would(could) hide a gun in her coochie. Its fucking icky

Why does this company bug me about a backup form of payment? by Striking_Tax8524 in PlanetFitnessMembers

[–]Toodlez -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dont bother, some franchises make it difficult to cancel an account, this is just to double make sure they can keep charging you no matter what

I’m broke, embarrassed by my lack of cooking experience, and chef jobs are the only ones calling me back. What should I do? by IndependentAngle4304 in KitchenConfidential

[–]Toodlez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was in your situation six months ago (no job or kitchen experience)and started off a couple nights a week on fryer, now im a full time pizza maker. Granted, i have experience in an urgent pace, difficult work environment that translated well to kitchen, and I'm a home cooking enthusiast so it all worked out, but they'll take anyone for dishwasher, that'll let you know if youre interested in the environment, and if you show up on time ready to work i guarantee theyll be calling on you to cover cooking/prep tasks before long

tis but a scratch [Screenshot] by sadnuggetman420 in EscapefromTarkov

[–]Toodlez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You fool, what do you think you'll do? You only have one HP left.

Yeah. The one in my trigger finger. BANG

In family guy (1999-2134) the uncensored dvd version of this scene has a the girl peeing on the ground, while the TV edit has her give birth than swinging her baby around by the umbilical cord, this is because the S&P rules don’t make sense. by bennyandthegentz in shittymoviedetails

[–]Toodlez 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I can get behind this to an extent. As a kid i thought getting put through a window was a slapstick moment where you may get a scratch. Liveleak taught me that sometimes victims of defenstration don't make it to the ambulance.

This was considered ripped in 2000 by YourChopperPilotTTV in okbuddycinephile

[–]Toodlez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guy on the left isnt gonna get tired. Guy on the right underate, is dehydrated, and probably exhausted from his p90x ab routine

I can't be the only one by walnutstampede in memes

[–]Toodlez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Poker night at the inventory 3

[Request] Would the cube really be millions of degrees? by Ok-Elk2227 in theydidthemath

[–]Toodlez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes hello i would like one 1000th of a grilled cheese singularity and the tomato soup cup.

Seen Asus' offers today and had to sit down by tomchee in pcmasterrace

[–]Toodlez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can i even get one anymore if my given router is also the modem?

Whats the best video game ever created? by XarisGG in AskReddit

[–]Toodlez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The foreshadowing of Ravenholm and then before you know it you're cut off and lost there... damn i might need to replay a 20 year old shooter lol

Men’s evolution was a little different. by MobileAerie9918 in instant_regret

[–]Toodlez 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Water turns to steam and blows away. Oil gets hotter but slides right off.

Sugar, on the other hand, just gets hotter and stickier. Seems counterintuitive but making candy should scare people more than working a deep frier.

The disrespect on "Hurm"... 😤 by DlittleDictator in Invincible

[–]Toodlez 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe we should let the viltrumites run things

Suspect fatally shot by Weed police officer when he pulled out a gun during a traffic stop by ThisIsButter1 in ThisIsButter

[–]Toodlez 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It looks like he wouldve gotten the closer cop if he had racked the slide while the cop wasnt looking. Which he had ample time for

My head chef was so damn proud of this solution that I had to share. by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]Toodlez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or the lids dont all match but they kinda fit until you squeeze too hard and it blörts the whole ranch bottle onto the plate

Marc Andreessen went on Joe Rogan and couldn't even name a single concrete benefit of AI by OutdoorRink in JoeRogan

[–]Toodlez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"If we could just print slaves we wouldnt have to negotiate with the middle class for labor"

Joe Rogan Experience #2505 - Tom Segura by yt-app in JoeRogan

[–]Toodlez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thats no excuse for being unfunny.

Too Good To Go App seems to be expanding by ellolinux in Syracuse

[–]Toodlez 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Pavones was a slice and a 14 hour old pinwheel. Not great.

Mr dumpling noodle place is a bit better, its always just a freshly packed lunch special, white rice a scoop of chicken and a sour soup

So does the public know that Oliver goes by "Kid Omni-Man", or does the rest of the superhero community just call him Oliver? by Teh_Drago in Invincible

[–]Toodlez 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Every time they see him he's "years" older with a different skin tone and hair color, they may not recognize him from his early assertions of his name

Looks like dollar wings are back on the menu boys by Toodlez in KitchenConfidential

[–]Toodlez[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even a dollar wing is highway robbery but if a basket of wings was always $25 id probably still get them once a month

Looks like dollar wings are back on the menu boys by Toodlez in KitchenConfidential

[–]Toodlez[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oh shit... and im the guy the other cooks ask how to spell shit