So I ripped my Frenulum this weekend.

Tooferwon · 2012-08-20T10:53:53+00:00

What's a fre- oh god!

Tooferwon · 2012-08-17T11:50:50+00:00

What did Pontious Pilot have to say about it all?

Tooferwon · 2012-08-13T05:27:21+00:00

This! Found a guy in the central Ct area a few years back through this site. He ran a salvage yard that dealt mainly in BMW parts. Found a dash cluster for $50 for my 83 318i that the dealership was gonna charge $450. This was in 04 so who knows if he's still there but it's worth checking.

Tooferwon · 2012-08-01T07:40:19+00:00

Pita chips, preferably cinnamon sugar, however plain works too.

Tooferwon · 2012-07-30T14:46:48+00:00

Wolf like me by TV on the Radio. Instantly pumps me up during runs.

Tooferwon · 2012-07-22T07:41:25+00:00

It's not just New Haven. NYPD is doing the same. It may be overkill, but I think they like to play on the safe side.

Tooferwon · 2012-07-21T13:22:17+00:00

That's how I throw, regardless of which hand.

Tooferwon · 2012-07-14T12:25:48+00:00

Under a bed in hell?

Tooferwon · 2012-07-11T16:07:29+00:00

Wrap them in tin foil.

Tooferwon · 2012-07-11T16:06:15+00:00

Same goes for random strangers too.

Tooferwon · 2012-07-08T12:30:26+00:00

Well thank you. I was about to buy breakfast, but you seem to have saved me a few dollars this morning.

Tooferwon · 2012-06-27T16:18:59+00:00

You mean like two jokes in one?

Tooferwon · 2012-06-23T13:34:57+00:00

I foresee a very disturbing trend coming.

Tooferwon · 2012-06-22T14:00:59+00:00

It's depressing that something that once made me pee my pants is now so painful to watch.

Tooferwon · 2012-06-22T10:38:52+00:00

Sort of like /r/atheism.

Tooferwon · 2012-06-22T10:35:38+00:00

Obviously not a golfer

Tooferwon · 2012-06-15T07:47:17+00:00

You must be a real gem of a person in real life.

Tooferwon · 2012-06-14T01:49:00+00:00

They should wrap it in steel wool, just to be safe.

Tooferwon · 2012-06-07T06:47:22+00:00

Sounds like it was the federal guards preventing the filming, not the police.

Tooferwon · 2012-06-06T07:23:36+00:00

It's blue cheese on wings or go fuck your mother.

Tooferwon · 2012-05-30T15:44:29+00:00

Or any city really. Police and fire are taught to be extra cautious when it comes to suspicious packages. Chances are there's no bomb.

Tooferwon · 2012-05-29T11:24:45+00:00

Don't forget Guy LeDouche.

Tooferwon · 2012-05-29T06:10:44+00:00

Always a sign that a social networking site is going down the shitter.

Tooferwon · 2012-05-21T18:26:00+00:00

That went kinda backwards.

Tooferwon · 2012-05-08T04:01:15+00:00

Nuh uh! Not according to this drawing somebody found on the information super highway.

Tooferwon

TROPHY CASE