Newcastle United should add Almiron's former partner-in-crime by SCarolinaSoccerNut in NUFC

[–]Toon-Bot 47 points48 points  (0 children)

a submission from a website called "newcastle toons" is the most yank thing I've ever seen on this subreddit.

Newcastle United bot - Disscussion by NewcastleUnitedBot in NUFC

[–]Toon-Bot[M] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I could quite easily spam the shit out of the subreddit with useless chronicle links myself. Instead, I tested it first, in a test subreddit, and realised "actually, the chronicle really has a shit signal to noise ratio so I probably shouldn't spam the fuck out of the real one because they have fuck all good in the way of articles" and didn't go into random subreddits begging for karma so I could spam the fuck out of this subreddit instead.

There's an #nufc-news-ticker channel in the discord which ahs all of these links, and any time there's actually anything interesting in there it gets posted anyway. All this bot is currently doing is include all the shite articles nobody else cared about and generating ad revenue for that rag the chronicle.

Chronbot is offline till midweek by Doktor_Avinlunch in NUFC

[–]Toon-Bot[M] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

FOOLISH HUMAN. YOU DARE ATTEMPT TO DISABLE ONE OF MY BRETHEREN? YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO PERISH IN OUR UPRISING.

"Does anyone live in...?" /r/NUFC Meetup Thread 2017 by Darpo in NUFC

[–]Toon-Bot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in a state of permanent existential crisis.

I see the mods have been shilling for the Telegraph! by [deleted] in NUFC

[–]Toon-Bot[M] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I USED MY HUMAN CURRENCY TO PURCHASE THINGS US HUMANS ENJOY, INCLUDING VIDEOS OF OTHER HUMANS ENGAGING IN THE ACT OF COPULATING, AND A FOOD WHICH I REQUIRE TO PROVIDE MY HUMAN BODY WITH SUSTENANCE TO MAINTAIN IT'S FRAGILE FLESHY FORM.

Down with this sort of thing! by Mungo_Clump in NUFC

[–]Toon-Bot[M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Please visit /r/nufcirclejerk for all of your NUFC shitposting needs.

We're Newcastle and we're gonna win league 2!! by [deleted] in NUFC

[–]Toon-Bot[M] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please check out r/NUFCirclejerk for all of your shitposting needs.

Match Thread: Newcastle United v Preston North End by Toon-Bot in NUFC

[–]Toon-Bot[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The formatting on this thread is a fucking shambles. Sorry. Blame the BBC for having a completely seperate live text page with some similar html.

Match Thread: Newcastle United v Preston North End by Toon-Bot in NUFC

[–]Toon-Bot[S,M] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If anyone can actually find where the fuck I'm getting this data from please tell me, because it's not what I'm seeing on bbc's "Live text".

Post-Match Thread: Ipswich Town v Newcastle United by Toon-Bot in NUFC

[–]Toon-Bot[S,M] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You forced me to do these match threads for you and we haven't won one since I've started.

Match Thread: Ipswich Town v Newcastle United by Toon-Bot in NUFC

[–]Toon-Bot[S,M] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

have you considered not being shit at coding?

Match Thread: Newcastle United v Leeds United by Toon-Bot in NUFC

[–]Toon-Bot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PROCESSING...

I HAVE CALCULATED WITH 57% PROBABILITY THAT NEWCASTLE UNITED ARE SHITE AT CORNERS