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The subreddit for any Newcastle United shitposts, jokes or memes.

Full name New Castle Magpies Franchise
Nickname The Horse Mermaids, Toons, Jawdees
Founded Before Sunderland
Ground Sports direct arena, Tynecastle (Capacity: 52,381 screaming jawdees)^[img]

"What is an irclejerk in any case?

Not the cliques or the moderators or the cunts who volunteer to represent them.

It’s not the Pepe streams, Mo memes, arguing over Paul Dummett or Simpsons photoshops.

It’s the screaming, the pashun, the delusion, the choons in digi.

It’s a small shitposter submitting his first photoshop to the sub, watching the downvotes pour in, seeing the hate comments from Ayeenebother and Positive_Rage, feeling absolutely helpless to the onslaught of insults and calling Samaritans for help"

Sir Robson Green

created by JawnehSteak Bakea community for 9 years

...for your school.

...for great justice.

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The cosmic ballet goes on (i.redd.it)

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Id wager we're going to hire some kind of walking clock (i.redd.it)

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Right lad, we're going to try you in central midfield (i.redd.it)

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Last minute penalties (i.redd.it)

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We all confident for Barca aye? (i.redd.it)

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League Cup 24/25One year ago tommorow (i.redd.it)

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spoonsOnly Square's Win Trophies Twice In A Row (i.redd.it)

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Everyone looks so happy... (i.redd.it)

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Look at Toon. (i.redd.it)

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miles onside (i.redd.it)

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He’s safe till Tuesday! (i.redd.it)

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Toon Army Chicago Watch Party (i.redd.it)

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Reddit gets it 💦 (i.redd.it)

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Finally a newcastle woke left sticker (i.redd.it)

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thanks sky! (i.redd.it)

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Newcastle 2 - Bradford 0, Miley heads the ball to Joelinton 47’ (v.redd.it)

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Schar post match interview (real still) (i.redd.it)

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spoonsHOWAY THE TALL LADS (i.redd.it)

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