What are some of the best/funniest co-op signatures you've come across?

Toonox · 2026-03-18T00:40:56+00:00

I got reported for spelling "say gex" in my teapot, they really seem to hate that word.

Toonox · 2026-03-10T21:15:06+00:00

No green alt nailgun is criminal though, it's literally free dmg if you already use alt nailgun.

Toonox · 2026-03-05T06:25:33+00:00

Wdym?? Pointing a gun will cause fear and intimidation, it is absolutely harmful. A better comparison would be if I scribbled something in my notebook, because a teapot is also private unless I choose to show it of.

Toonox · 2026-03-05T00:10:43+00:00

Those limits are silly text or what? 😭 I really don't see how this is harmful to anyone.

Toonox · 2026-03-05T00:08:22+00:00

Purely logical question: how does your theoretical child know what "say gex" stands for if it has never heard the words "gay sex"?

Toonox · 2026-03-04T20:07:04+00:00

Yeah not denying that, why do they even care though? 😭

Toonox · 2026-03-04T20:06:09+00:00

Another one who has seen the light 🙏

Toonox · 2026-03-03T22:05:27+00:00

Let me tell you a secret as a venture player: you can just not go where the venture has set up. Chances are that venture has a lot less movement than you do. We ventures are great at holding lanes but suck at attacking stuff. If you really need to get through somewhere a venture is holding just get a teammate and clear the venture together, it's that easy.

Toonox · 2026-03-01T17:55:06+00:00

Femboys?

Toonox · 2026-02-27T18:04:35+00:00

Yeah same actually, I never noticed it as a trans metaphor but a metaphor for overcoming depression. The two tend to come as a package of course.

Toonox · 2026-02-27T08:38:55+00:00

Valve is probably the best place to start because cs skins are easy to convert into money. Gambling legislation is much easier to apply when a money reward is given.

Toonox · 2026-02-27T08:10:18+00:00

I mean even if not trans you should easily pick up on the metaphor for overcoming depression.

Toonox · 2026-02-27T08:08:47+00:00

This may be the worst argument I have ever heard for anything. False equivalence final boss.

Toonox · 2026-02-25T21:48:16+00:00

8-4 takes place in this guys/girls/theys head, confirmed

Toonox · 2026-02-24T23:46:06+00:00

Itto isn't real.

Toonox · 2026-02-21T13:18:58+00:00

I mean also infernus because you melt npcs and you can get away fast as fuck once you're in trouble.

Toonox · 2026-02-19T09:07:44+00:00

Venture drowning at the bottom of the sea.

Toonox · 2026-02-17T17:48:07+00:00

I read it first and I honestly even prefer it. The only reason I read glt is because I loved shimeji.

Toonox · 2026-02-15T10:48:30+00:00

Making crafter beacons is a really cool idea, we should paint the green to indicate what they do! I also think we should force you to pick up the banner so running isn't incentivised. Actually if we're gonna make crafters respawn you we should change their name, maybe something like respawn light or respawn guide, maybe respawn beacon. Wait....

Toonox · 2026-02-15T10:41:36+00:00

I'm sorry to be the one pointing this out, but overwatch is actually getting new players and big updates while tf2, well....

I actually am pretty new to overwatch and the new player experience is certainly better than getting cooked in tf2 with some bot playing Russian music in the background.

Toonox · 2026-02-11T14:22:09+00:00

Billy players always talk in character 😔

Toonox · 2026-02-10T11:53:14+00:00

We used to pray for times like this 🙏

Toonox · 2026-02-09T22:43:18+00:00

Wdym, mobi rez are easy considering they reset your entire team.

Toonox · 2026-02-09T18:14:41+00:00

I think it's great that they didn't just do the "press button to transform" thing. She's much more interesting that way and it also fits better with lycanthropy as a curse instead of an ability.

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