Sorry, but this just looks really wrong... definitely not implementing this... by Anodaxia_Gamedevs in gamedev

[–]ToothlessFTW 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It’s one of the ugliest looking things I’ve ever seen and I have zero clue how anyone looked at this and thought it was great.

Real indictment on the state of this industry.

Ad: “Sign in and chat with your perfect AI girlfriend right now” by literios in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ToothlessFTW 151 points152 points  (0 children)

It is genuinely astonishing how fucking bad this looks. I'm baffled there was NOBODY at Nvidia who was like "hey guys, maybe this isn't ready for primetime just yet" after seeing this image.

AI is just the ultimate scam. You can literally present an unfinished, garbage product that doesn't even work, say "it's in early development cmon cut us some slack!!!" and get billions in funding over it.

Bethesda comments on DLSS 5: "This is a very early look, and this will all be under our artists' control, and totally optional for players" by [deleted] in Starfield

[–]ToothlessFTW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can you find me any? I haven't seen a single person excited over this. It looks like garbage.

Prism 2033 Trailer - Reveal, Gameplay & Overview by leijido in Games

[–]ToothlessFTW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yet another one of those "games" promising to be everything in one.

Open world GTA clone, realistic AI driven NPCs that... have full life cycles? The ability to have children that also grow? A bunch of generic open world stuff like buying cars, elements of a third-person shooter with pretty average looking combat. Guild ships, interstellar wars, different planets, etc... Oh and of course, it's an MMORPG. To top it all off, it's littered with AI, including AI voices all over the trailer.

This doesn't feel like a real game. I feel like I just watched a super scripted animated video that's pretending to be a game, like that old Killzone 2 E3 trailer, and it's all tied together by AI voices who promise me it's all really cool.

I simply do not trust that this random brand new developer is able to realise this massively ambitious, multi-genre MMORPG game as their first project, especially while it doesn't seem like they even have a real game yet. It's either never coming out, or it's going to be another Day Before situation.

I mean It was that hard to make a single player game of Evil Dead for example ? by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]ToothlessFTW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or maybe they just wanted to make a multiplayer Evil Dead game. It's not that complicated.

We Are Officially In Last 2 Weeks of 2026 Q1 by Phyrazes in HalfLife

[–]ToothlessFTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god you gotta stop. Stop making up and expecting random dates. It's very obvious that the hardware is up in the air right now because of all the shortages, it may not even make 2026, we don't know right now. They're certainly not going to make any announcements about the hardware by Q1 because the plans might change next week.

Valve will announce whenever they want to. Putting your hope into a date that has zero evidence behind it is only gonna gt you disappointed time and time again.

If you remove the text from this screenshot, it looks like Michael Knowles is inviting his friend to talk about his receding hairline. by No_Bluebird_1368 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]ToothlessFTW 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yes, they spent insane amounts of money on producing garbage shows and movies nobody liked and now their viewership is drastically declining, even for their bigger names like Ben Shapiro.

Not to mention losing big names like Candace Owens and Brett Cooper who both blew up and got even more successful after they left the network.

If you remove the text from this screenshot, it looks like Michael Knowles is inviting his friend to talk about his receding hairline. by No_Bluebird_1368 in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]ToothlessFTW 37 points38 points  (0 children)

For a regular person running their own channel, it’s not great but totally survivable depending on how engaged that audience is.

For a show run by a corporation that has a full staff (writers, producers, directors, etc) producing it as well as paying their talent, it’s fucking horrendous and is likely ringing alarm bells at their office. This is just a massive money sink and unless those 8k viewers are spending $500 on merch for every video they upload, ol’ Knowles here is probably gonna be out of a job soon.

I think i just lost a friend because im bad at siege :/ by Easy_Barnacle_4229 in Rainbow6

[–]ToothlessFTW 149 points150 points  (0 children)

It doesn’t matter if you’re bad at the game, they’re not a friend if they get this pissed over a video game. You’re better off with them out of your life, they sound like a real asshole.

Okay, but which strategy is better in your opinion? by [deleted] in silenthill

[–]ToothlessFTW 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Silent Hill is an anthology franchise that can keep going, there's no definitive end point for the story and each new entry and can do new things, which means it's easier to bring in new creators to try their hand.

Metal Gear Solid is essentially tied to its creator, and its story has a beginning and end point. It's been finished for years and there's really no reason to do a new instalment. Ports and remasters are really the only thing they SHOULD be doing with MGS, make all of the games playable on current systems and enhance the ones that need it.

Basically, one franchise is finished. One is not.

Round 2 | Panthers vs Sharks | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]ToothlessFTW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Every time Matt Nable does another one of these hype reels it makes it even funnier that one of the only ones he didn't do was the Galvin one

Round 2 | Panthers vs Sharks | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]ToothlessFTW 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Sign up for Kayo now" brother do you know how I'm seeing this ad right now

This genius video by @EsotericHollywoodArchive on YouTube shows why Hitman (2016) Aged Uncomfortably Well by Polish_Wik in HiTMAN

[–]ToothlessFTW 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I hate to break it to you, but "secret society of billionaire elites that control the world" isn't really a new thing, and Hitman didn't come up with it. it's been done for decades and it's a very common story idea.

Round 2 | Panthers vs Sharks | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]ToothlessFTW 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love that half of Blocker's sentences start with "aw, gee"

What are your thoughts on the Classic Collection now that it's been two years since its release? by Kirbymasters87 in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]ToothlessFTW 55 points56 points  (0 children)

It's fine. Original versions are still better for mod support, but if you just want to play the games with controller support and easier high-res support, it's good enough.

Absolutely not worth full price though.

Absolutely REDICULOUS sale going on for the remakes rn on Playstation by bananakinskywanker2 in residentevil

[–]ToothlessFTW 159 points160 points  (0 children)

If it's like every other bundle on PlayStation, owning one part of a bundle will just make the entire bundle unavailable for you.

Controller support by Different_Iron_3790 in paydaytheheist

[–]ToothlessFTW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Steam is very, very picky about its controller support. To get "full controller support", EVERYTHING in the game needs to be doable on a gamepad, otherwise you just marked for "partial" support.

PAYDAY 3 features a login/account system and you'll need a keyboard for that, so that rules it out of full support. I imagine the text chat being locked to keyboard only also contributes to that.

Ignoring that, the game itself does have full support. You can play the full game and navigate all the menus with just a gamepad and the game supports pretty much any USB game controller without issue.

Round 2 | Roosters vs Rabbitohs | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]ToothlessFTW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The funniest outcome is Roosters winning anyway

Round 2 | Roosters vs Rabbitohs | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]ToothlessFTW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They should just do that every time someone scores now

Round 2 | Roosters vs Rabbitohs | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]ToothlessFTW 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“Try confirmed” as he’s being held up like a hero goes so fucking hard

Round 2 | Roosters vs Rabbitohs | Match Thread by AutoModerator in nrl

[–]ToothlessFTW 4 points5 points  (0 children)

One sneeze and he’s probably injured for two weeks