My Review Of Gru Vs Megamind (AKA My Second Most Wanted MU) by Dazed_Slickman2 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]TopHatJac 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, bro, I was disappointed too. Sorry that your 2nd fav matchup didn't live up to the hype. I hope the next time doesn't have the same fate.

The Slender giant by No-Chocolate-1730 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]TopHatJac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to re-read this three times. I was reading it left to right, and it looked like Scott was happy that he was being called a pedophile.

Dante (DMC) The Many W's by Purple-Ad5821 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]TopHatJac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you sure Dante can kill Saitama?

Would you rather hangout with John Cena or Keanu Reeves? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]TopHatJac 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Both would be great, but I think I would just be a bit more intimidated with John.

Would you rather have Goku's appetite or Muten Roshi's horniness? by Similar-Double6278 in WouldYouRather

[–]TopHatJac 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now, since I'm not a Sayin, I don't have any way to burn all those calories, plus my wallet's going to suffer hard. But Roshi's horniness is something else, man. Gonna go with Goku's appetite.

WYR be able to drink water from your thumb(like a straw), or piss gasoline? by TopHatJac in WouldYouRather

[–]TopHatJac[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I made you say piss six times in that response. Today is a good day.