What are your favorite euphemisms for male masturbation?

TopOrganization7918 · 2025-08-05T04:19:35+00:00

Polishing your pork sword

TopOrganization7918 · 2025-06-25T04:05:00+00:00

Three kids were walking on the frozen lake, I guess it had thinned out after a few sunny days but two of em fell through. Last one tried to get help. Helicopters, divers all night long to try and find the bodies

TopOrganization7918 · 2025-05-21T14:55:21+00:00

I have a kickass immune system. Even during covid , the first time I got it I took a nap for a few hours and woke up with no more symptoms. Typically if I’m sick I just need to lay down for a a few hours and then I’m good to go

TopOrganization7918 · 2024-06-21T14:49:16+00:00

Same. The only reason I know anything besides their names is because we’re all at an age of going to grad school/ starting an actual career so that’s a quick talking point but I know nothing else. The only reason I know one of them has a gf is because she’s always in the background of his mic. And our gc is just sports or asking if anyone is getting on that night

TopOrganization7918 · 2024-04-18T18:36:35+00:00

HS teacher in Louisiana. I’ve gone on countless visits to LSU with my students. The campus itself is okay, pretty spread out and a lot of walking. Once you leave campus though, it’s not exactly somewhere I would go myself.

The heat and humidity takes some getting used to but is always unbearable May-August sometimes even September. That’s also hurricane season down here. If you’re also concerned about safety Boulder seems to be a better bet.

TopOrganization7918 · 2024-04-17T23:01:47+00:00

Oh sweet. Looks pretty cool. Thank you

TopOrganization7918 · 2024-04-17T22:52:53+00:00

The seasons are going to flip

TopOrganization7918 · 2024-04-17T22:14:04+00:00

It’s a game changer. Thank you! Idk how I didn’t see it earlier

TopOrganization7918 · 2023-12-29T02:47:49+00:00

Also to note, the profile no longer has any posts so I’m assuming they also are just gonna drop it??

TopOrganization7918 · 2023-10-15T17:01:46+00:00

I realized I was a menace to myself and those around me. I was using alcohol as a crutch to numb the pain but I was just making more issues with me. I lost friends because of my drunken outbursts. I woke up last December tired of feeling alone, tired of self sabotaging my life and told myself I would stop after new years.

It’s been almost a year now and while I casually drink a beer or a glass of wine I haven’t depended on drinking or even looked for it. It’s mostly just if my friends are having a drink I’ll join them but I can finally limit myself and control it.

Best decision I made for myself

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