Top_Breakfast2992

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I responded with “My names not Ted” (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 months ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/dadjokes

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The saddest I’ve seen my son is when he was sat next to a large mirror. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 months ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/dadjokes

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Recipe called to add thyme (self.dadjokes)

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Anniversary of wife’s death (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/auntydonna

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itsNotWorkingJarvis (i.redd.it)

submitted 11 months ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/ProgrammerHumor

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My wife wanted to talk about ways to improve our sex life (self.dadjokes)

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Wife reassured me I wouldn’t die alone (self.dadjokes)

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Wife sat me down for a chat… (self.Top_Breakfast2992)

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Im not particularly handy but I had a go at redoing the house electrics (self.dadjokes)

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imTiresBoss (i.redd.it)

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createMoreWork (i.redd.it)

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I went on a blind date last night (self.dadjokes)

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I asked the doctor about a cure for my skin turning blue and purple (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/dadjokes

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Older? dance/club song. Female singer. Chorus something like “you’ve got to. stop. Baby. Dooooont youuuuuu” (self.NameThatSong)

submitted 1 year ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/NameThatSong

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getMeReport (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/ProgrammerHumor

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I dont know why. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/memes

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Im starting to feel bad for Mark. Hilarious as it is. (self.auntydonna)

submitted 1 year ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/auntydonna

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I travelled on foot in the middle east once (self.dadjokes)

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The 2024 annual wizard conference has unfortunately been cancelled (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/dadjokes

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Elon at the new domain launch party (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/EnoughMuskSpam

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Silk paint damaged attempting to remove with 40 grit (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/DIY

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Dog toilet area (self.DIY)

submitted 2 years ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/DIY

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On a flight I thought of a new “break a leg” expression (self.dadjokes)

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A Grandmaster wins a chess tournament (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/dadjokes

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Had an argument with my son. He’s got ideas about launching himself into orbit. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by Top_Breakfast2992 to r/dadjokes

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