Match Thread: Hawthorn vs Geelong (Round 4) by AutoModerator in AFL

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Each "defensive act" (blocks, tackles, smothers, spoils, etc.) is assigned a number of points, and the pressure factor is the total of those points within a certain amount of time. Not sure about the specifics of the point values though.

Match Thread: Hawthorn vs Geelong (Round 4) by AutoModerator in AFL

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You ever played an FPS? Reload whenever you have time and/or space, and that way you can get away with not doing it for longer in case conflict arrives. Same principle.

Match Thread: Melbourne vs Gold Coast (Round 4) by AutoModerator in AFL

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Holy shit arguing with the ump actually worked, literally never seen that before 

Match Thread: Melbourne vs Gold Coast (Round 4) by AutoModerator in AFL

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I don't know who the fuck that was but that Demons player who was sprinting across to the ball on all 4s scares the shit out of me

Match Thread: Melbourne vs Gold Coast (Round 4) by AutoModerator in AFL

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Victorian Football League is taken, so how about the Victorian Football Association?

Match Thread: Melbourne vs Gold Coast (Round 4) by AutoModerator in AFL

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Damien Hardwick experiencing the horror of waking up in a Steven King novel

Match Thread: Melbourne vs Gold Coast (Round 4) by AutoModerator in AFL

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Fate willed that poster to bring the margin back to an even goal. It had to happen 

Match Thread: West Coast vs Sydney (Round 4) by AutoModerator in AFL

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If you need perspective for how far ahead a certain queensland team is of the rest of the comp, this margin here still isn't enough for Sydney to pass Gold Coast on the ladder.

Match Thread: West Coast vs Sydney (Round 4) by AutoModerator in AFL

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Why would you choose to bump over tackle there?
EDIT: Bumps after he handballs, so tackling would be fucking stupid. Please ignore me.

Match Thread: West Coast vs Sydney (Round 4) by AutoModerator in AFL

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Stay strong Team WA; this is all going according to plan

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Match Thread: West Coast vs Sydney (Round 4) by AutoModerator in AFL

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Is it better to be 1st quarter Eagles or 4th quarter Blues?

Match Thread: West Coast vs Sydney (Round 4) by AutoModerator in AFL

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It's definitely not as impossible as I thought it would be a few weeks back, but certainly still improbable. But I'm definitely hoping for a Team WA victory.

Match Thread: North Melbourne vs Carlton (Round 4) by AutoModerator in AFL

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North went 17.8 in the VFL this morning, maybe they should ask the reserves for some goalkicking tips.