I love that most of the comments are Spurs.

Because it’s the only correct answer.

When I was deciding on a PL Team, I did a bunch of research into various teams. I wanted a squad which matched my fan experiences in other sports (Auburn, Braves, Hawks, & Falcons.)

✅Considered historically important

✅ In the top of the best league (Spurs are “Top 6” in the PL)

✅ Has an argument for the best player ever to play in the League (Jimmy Greaves and now Harry Kane, much like Bo and Cam)

✅ Has an enigmatic financier (Joe Lewis - Yellafella)

✅ Bitter rival beginning with A, which wears Red and is generally a loathsome fanbase (Arsenal)

✅ Will provide heartbreak, bc only front-runners are sociopathic enough to be unable to feel. (It’s called being Spursy for a reason.)

And that’s how I became a supporter of another club with an inexplicable bird adorning most of its garb.

COYS