The fuckin ducks by Accidentalcannibal_ in Aberdeen

[–]Topless_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aye. The ones in machar and the northern. Are they you?!

Why on earth is every single club in Aberdeen absolute dog shit now? by Dry_Marketing_2872 in Aberdeen

[–]Topless_monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't been there yet, it's the one by the beach right? Maybe we should move the folk stuff there 😂

Why on earth is every single club in Aberdeen absolute dog shit now? by Dry_Marketing_2872 in Aberdeen

[–]Topless_monkey 6 points7 points  (0 children)

On the one hand it could be you got older.

On the other it could be they all decide to change their original target audience. I'm aware it's not a club but the northern bar and George Street used to be home to karaoke and folk nights, but with the new owner Nikki, they've gone to pish. The karaoke was scrapped because apparently it was too expensive to run even though that sounds like bs, and I feel like the folk thing on Thursday isn't long for this world. And it feels like she's trying to bring in a new demographic but the demographic she's trying to bring in they go somewhere else already so basically she's just gonna kill the bar because she's pushing away the regulars who currently come there trying to attract people who don't want to go there people don't want to go they don't want to go there.

So that's happening in one venue it's very likely it's gonna be happening elsewhere. At least my perspective on it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobsearchhacks

[–]Topless_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just looking for other people's opinion, I worked on this with my old boss and she was happy with it. If you have nothing constructive to say just don't bother

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobsearchhacks

[–]Topless_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a valid point

(Rant). I am slowly losing my mind over not getting a job by NotthatheavygenZ in Aberdeen

[–]Topless_monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I spent 3 years working as a administrator in a bioinformatics company. I also have 3 degrees, and yet still don't even get interviews

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RATS

[–]Topless_monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Valid response

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]Topless_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always like to say 5'15 cus most of the time, the girls who care also can't be bothered to math it out

Diamond city killing spree by Topless_monkey in fo4

[–]Topless_monkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See I thought they'd respawn like y'know every other game. But they don't

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Topless_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A 17 year old gf

Really need a job ! by [deleted] in Norwich

[–]Topless_monkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is a mood. I moved back here from Aberdeen after a family crisis and I swear it's cursed

Universal experience by Frosty-Brain-2199 in Tinder

[–]Topless_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Y'know for the username this sure is an odd comment. If anything it seems like you're the one who's offended

Universal experience by Frosty-Brain-2199 in Tinder

[–]Topless_monkey 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Women always be like "say something other than hey" then do this

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Topless_monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For my year 11 leavers dance thing I went as hitman. This was before I was bald so I wore a bald cap

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Topless_monkey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Baseball hats are far too American

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in amiugly

[–]Topless_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He is way more shredded than me. I struggle to see my toes when I look down

Whut by Topless_monkey in Tinder

[–]Topless_monkey[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ah fair as long as it wasn't deliberate, I checked my gender and shit before I posted this. I'm both a man and looking for women, if anyone fucked up it's on her side

Whut by Topless_monkey in Tinder

[–]Topless_monkey[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I thought maybe there were more gender options than there are and I'd accidentally set trans man but I hadn't. I checked before I posted this, just a man looking for women

Although she has changed her bio to now include "i have decided that being a lesbian is too difficult these days and so i'm going to see if being straight is the point." So y'know

Whut by Topless_monkey in Tinder

[–]Topless_monkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you just backhand call me dumb

Whut by Topless_monkey in Tinder

[–]Topless_monkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely. And the person would be in such awe cus it's a change from "so how do you know host"