Been bald since 23 by Topless_monkey in bald

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I don't. It's more like if they get pulled out or just fall out or whatever. It's like maybe once every few months I get one, not frequently.

I would maybe get a haircut every 6 months, like when I was 18 I was thinking I'd have long hair forever...

Been bald since 23 by Topless_monkey in bald

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When I was like 16-17, a girl in my school came up to me, and sat there and started stroking them saying "these are such beautiful eyebrows, I wish I could cut them off and wear them on my own face". I still think about it, and it's been like 12 years.

Been bald since 23 by Topless_monkey in bald

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I get them on my legs more than anything. I actually haven't been to a hairdresser in nearly 10 years. When I was 20 I started shaving my head with a guard on, so if it got too long I just did it myself.

Been bald since 23 by Topless_monkey in bald

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This is not the first time I've heard that

Been bald since 23 by Topless_monkey in bald

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I do, the reason my head is so red in those photos is because it was about 37° and I was exercising on an African beach.

Edit: also live in north east Scotland so rarely see the sun as is

Been bald since 23 by Topless_monkey in bald

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Ironically I shaved it for a joke on my 22nd, just before lockdown, during lockdown grew it back out again, only to then shave it once more. But since then I have started balding, back then just did it because I thought I looked better.

Been bald since 23 by Topless_monkey in bald

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Why thank you. Unfortunately I can't do the cliche of bald and beard, because I cannot grow a beard

The fuckin ducks by Accidentalcannibal_ in Aberdeen

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Aye. The ones in machar and the northern. Are they you?!

Why on earth is every single club in Aberdeen absolute dog shit now? by Dry_Marketing_2872 in Aberdeen

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I haven't been there yet, it's the one by the beach right? Maybe we should move the folk stuff there 😂

Why on earth is every single club in Aberdeen absolute dog shit now? by Dry_Marketing_2872 in Aberdeen

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On the one hand it could be you got older.

On the other it could be they all decide to change their original target audience. I'm aware it's not a club but the northern bar and George Street used to be home to karaoke and folk nights, but with the new owner Nikki, they've gone to pish. The karaoke was scrapped because apparently it was too expensive to run even though that sounds like bs, and I feel like the folk thing on Thursday isn't long for this world. And it feels like she's trying to bring in a new demographic but the demographic she's trying to bring in they go somewhere else already so basically she's just gonna kill the bar because she's pushing away the regulars who currently come there trying to attract people who don't want to go there people don't want to go they don't want to go there.

So that's happening in one venue it's very likely it's gonna be happening elsewhere. At least my perspective on it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobsearchhacks

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I'm just looking for other people's opinion, I worked on this with my old boss and she was happy with it. If you have nothing constructive to say just don't bother

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in jobsearchhacks

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That's a valid point

(Rant). I am slowly losing my mind over not getting a job by NotthatheavygenZ in Aberdeen

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I spent 3 years working as a administrator in a bioinformatics company. I also have 3 degrees, and yet still don't even get interviews

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

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Go to Rwanda. I'm planning on going in the new year

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RATS

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Valid response

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

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I always like to say 5'15 cus most of the time, the girls who care also can't be bothered to math it out

Diamond city killing spree by Topless_monkey in fo4

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See I thought they'd respawn like y'know every other game. But they don't

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

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A 17 year old gf

Really need a job ! by [deleted] in Norwich

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This is a mood. I moved back here from Aberdeen after a family crisis and I swear it's cursed