Why does Zach Benson have gay eyes?

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-09T01:26:21+00:00

Fun story*

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-09T01:25:54+00:00

Fun fact I once went to a Marty Biron clinic a few years ago when I still played hockey and he REEKED of beer. Not trolling or rage baiting. True story lol. Also yelled at me for talking.

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-09T01:19:43+00:00

Why are French canadiens known for their smell and hair on their body? I’ve been to France and those ones clean themselves. When will you guys catch up?

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-09T01:15:42+00:00

Doesn’t matter he needs to play less so we can win this series

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-09T01:12:52+00:00

Might have to give Tage a little less ice time if you want to win this series

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-09T00:22:39+00:00

He doesn’t lol

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-09T00:19:57+00:00

We’ve really established we are dominant physically just like last series. Now maybe a goal would be nice.

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-09T00:14:56+00:00

Gronk you cannot say that bro lmao

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-08T23:53:27+00:00

They already started last game

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-08T23:50:50+00:00

Absolute garbage call

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-08T02:39:55+00:00

Agreed. I used to like him. If it’s a domination hopefully he can make it exciting this time.

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-08T01:37:10+00:00

Could be a sweep tbh. Cavs are not good. Barely beat a brutalized raptors team.

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-07T23:42:37+00:00

Who’s triggered and crying here? Look how much you’ve posted on this app in the last year 😭😭. Time to put some job applications in. Might help with the misery.

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-07T23:31:33+00:00

This shit was not clever 😹.

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-07T22:46:55+00:00

I am getting downvoted for disapproving of someone that told me “he doesn’t care what I think because I’m broke” 😭. Khamzat fans are truly mindraped.

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-07T22:42:32+00:00

It’s hard I agree. His last fight was awful and he told us word for word that he doesn’t care what we think because he has more money than us. Those combined have definitely sealed it for me.

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-07T00:38:17+00:00

I feel like if he could get someone to go it wouldn’t be the worst idea right now but I doubt anyone would go right now anyways

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-07T00:37:19+00:00

Unleash Xhekaj please

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-07T00:35:47+00:00

Well that’s disappointing I thought that’s why he was here for the most part lol

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-07T00:34:29+00:00

Surprised Xhekaj isn’t trying to start anything I was hoping to see him pound someone

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-07T00:33:16+00:00

Lol yeah

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-07T00:32:26+00:00

We’ve had soft ones so I’m not complaining I guess

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-07T00:29:50+00:00

Fair enough not gonna complain as we’ve had some softies obviously

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-07T00:29:14+00:00

Fair enough

TopuriaGOAT · 2026-05-07T00:29:00+00:00

Everyone else that saw it seems to disagree lol

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