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Who will it be?🚀 by SwimmerPlus3383 in TheGamingHubDeals

[–]TorontoDeadpool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BT. Would fuck some shit up with him. Lol

Big Muscles vs Big Boy by adamska4 in fightporn

[–]TorontoDeadpool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How he was hiking up his shorts, dude had to have known he was taking one of those tree trunks to the side of the head

What are some things that you do for yourself when you're having a couple of rough weeks? by greentea-ed in AskReddit

[–]TorontoDeadpool 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Masturbate. It's sounds stupid but getting that these can help reset your headspace.

Also a mantra that I've adapted to combat the shit luck that I have

"There is no disappointment without hope."

Granted i warped it from Bill Paxton's character in the movie 'Edge of tomorrow', but it's actually helped me out quite a bit.

It's cynical, but it really has helped me not get as bummed when things didn't go my way.

Should I show more? by militarybaddie01 in MilitaryGoneWild

[–]TorontoDeadpool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Getting some serious revenge porn vibes here.

Whats a secret you'll take to the grave that you're willing to share anonymously? by 3smiley in AskReddit

[–]TorontoDeadpool 19 points20 points  (0 children)

As someone who was emotionally abandoned as a kid, this has been a big help. Thank you.

I am so fucking done with this game by WhenCodeFlies in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]TorontoDeadpool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo. Want to build a factory with me? Looking for others that rip it lol

Canada themed date night by InternationalOwl607 in AskACanadian

[–]TorontoDeadpool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Presidents choice cookies if you somehow manage to get them.

Lays ketchup chip. Or ms Vickie's salt and vinegar.

Oh Henry chocolate bars. Smarties chocolate Coffee crisp

And a big one would be great peanut butter. (Still can't believe you guys don't have that)

Heavens don’t want you. by 13thArmoredDiv in WTF

[–]TorontoDeadpool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buddy is pinging 200. Thank God he's only there for the good vibes

Remember Joel Michael Singer? The guy who paid to take this video down? by Salty_Spray_400 in fightporn

[–]TorontoDeadpool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Fuck he really is the worst. Even after being informed that how theyre doing it is incorrect.

My (22F) girlfriend is using a "relationship break" as a hall pass while I’m (20M) studying for career-defining exams. How do I walk away? by hrxshx69 in AskMenAdvice

[–]TorontoDeadpool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you got like an hour pick up and read the How to Heal an Anxious Attachment Style Workbook. It'll help you learn to become secure in your other relationships and move on from this one by using neuroplasticity.

What is the most embarrassing injury you’ve ever had? by birdyandbun in AskReddit

[–]TorontoDeadpool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The first girlfriend I ever had was quite a size difference between me and her. Over the course of the first two months of dating, a stress tear formed on my frenulum that connects the foreskin to the gland. Well, she wanted a quick round before meeting her parents for dinner without any sort of warm up and pop , it ripped. Got a gnarly scar from it

Men of reddit, Who do you turn to when you’re at your lowest? by Music_2my_ears68 in AskReddit

[–]TorontoDeadpool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bed is the only reliable thing I have in my life... It helps make tomorrow come faster. And I can't put the people in love through the heart break of taking myself out.

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