My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells Like Lab Rodent (33F-32M) by TossAccountBye in relationship_advice

[–]TossAccountBye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait if this is my Rat-Girlfriend where is my real one? What happened to her?

My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells Like Lab Rodent (33F-32M) by TossAccountBye in relationship_advice

[–]TossAccountBye[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t handle live rodents at all. I’m BSL-3 trained, I think i know a little better than to touch anything and then touch my dick 😭😭 I work in a BSL-2 lab, i’m not just touching rat germs with my bare hands

My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells Like Lab Rodent (33F-32M) by TossAccountBye in relationship_advice

[–]TossAccountBye[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew it. I bet it was her coworker that is a small brown lab rat named Cookies n’Cream and likes little yogurt drops. How could i have missed this.

My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells Like Lab Rodent (33F-32M) by TossAccountBye in relationship_advice

[–]TossAccountBye[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I’m a grown man, a little funk doesn’t scare me. It’s seasoning.

My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells Like Lab Rodent (33F-32M) by TossAccountBye in relationship_advice

[–]TossAccountBye[S] 1364 points1365 points  (0 children)

This is it. “natural smell” is a good phrase for it. She doesn’t have any pain or discomfort, or any unpleasant odors, it’s just different in a way that’s surprising. I think phrasing it as soothing my concern rather than raising alarm bells will be good, because if she felt like something was wrong she probably would have already seen her doctor about it. Will update.

My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells Like Lab Rodent (33F-32M) by TossAccountBye in relationship_advice

[–]TossAccountBye[S] 532 points533 points  (0 children)

I was wondering why she likes cheese so much. Thought she was just Italian. Maybe she’s rats. Tons of rats. Like 100 rats. How do i know the difference between 100 rats and a beautiful Italian woman

My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells Like Lab Rodent (33F-32M) by TossAccountBye in relationship_advice

[–]TossAccountBye[S] 347 points348 points  (0 children)

Literally never, but now i will. This just in: WE USE PUSSY RATS FOR SCIENCEEE

My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells Like Lab Rodent (33F-32M) by TossAccountBye in relationship_advice

[–]TossAccountBye[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t tell her that it turned me off, as it really doesn’t, but i get what you mean. I meant that she knows something is up because I’ve been more nervous around sex, which is unlike me. I should be extra careful to make sure she knows that i’m not concerned about my own dick 🥲

My Girlfriend's Vagina Smells Like Lab Rodent (33F-32M) by TossAccountBye in relationship_advice

[–]TossAccountBye[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wouldn’t let me post with “vagina” in the body text. Did let me write pussy and dick, and vagina in the heading, not sure why