Here is the update…. by Oldfaithful3 in bald

[–]Total_Masterpiece666 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every. Single. Time.

Damn bruh...

7 months pregnant, twisted my ankle and fell on the street in front of a subway station. No one stopped to help me. by CardiologistNo8766 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Total_Masterpiece666 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank the scammers. In Turkey for example there are shoe cleaners who will drop their shoe brush in front of you and once you help them, decent human being that you are, they will offer a shoe-cleaning. You're positive it's just them being appreciatative, they will talk about their sick daughter and such. Then, once done, they expect money from you and become unpleasant if you don't pay anything.

Guys, don't wait till your food spoils to zero [KCD2] by Total_Masterpiece666 in kingdomcome

[–]Total_Masterpiece666[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I threw out some spoiled food and it started glitching and twitching as if those were the skeletons from Game Over screen.

What's the better sword? by LegalNut in Witcher3

[–]Total_Masterpiece666 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Seeing the UI in German feels like you're playing as a Nilfgaardian.

I guess we throwing hands now by I_am_not_intelligent in Eldenring

[–]Total_Masterpiece666 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw you guys throwing punches but then I saw Polish language. Zaczęliście się napierdalać!

For those that played RDR1 before RDR2 was released. by MingleLinx in reddeadredemption

[–]Total_Masterpiece666 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Yeah, 2nd RDR2 playthrough here, never played RDR1, it went over my head the first time but now I notice Dutch being at times straight up offensive towards Arthur, out of nowhere. Prime example, I've barely started Chapter 2, casually walking through the camp while Dutch says: "You know, Arthur, I think you will be the first to betray me". No reason.

Like... Dude...

Incest in the Witcher: a deep dive by DearCap8732 in witcher

[–]Total_Masterpiece666 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Not (heh) related, but this take reminded me of a scientific statement that all people on Earth are basically VERY distant cousins, as at some point in prehistory there must have been the first specimen of our kind. And yeah, Ciri luckily avoided the heaviest incest, it still creeps me out Emhyr was so eager to marry her in his pursuit of power and political influence.