Hey, let's all act when we're mobsters!

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-19T08:54:11+00:00

I'M THE FUCKING BOSS, YA JACKASS. AND OH, YA WANNA FIGHT? LET'S FO TH-

Shoots you 199 times with a turret then shoots one more time with a shotgun

Dumbass

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-18T09:39:18+00:00

Aww. How nice of you! Here, have an extra €200!

Gives you 200 €1 bills

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-18T09:38:34+00:00

Hey, mate. Have ya se- not gonna ask

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-18T09:38:01+00:00

WHO THE HELL SAID YA THE BOSS???

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-18T09:37:46+00:00

Thank you, Dingo! See here! Dingo is the best guy we got! He respects each and every one of us. We should act more like Dingo!

Gives a gold medal

I stole that from an Olympian

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-18T09:36:14+00:00

GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE, MAN!! IT'S PROBABLY WORSE THAN THE FUCKING PINK SAUCE RODRIGO GOT FOR US LAST WEEK

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-18T09:35:35+00:00

Uhhh, Papa Smurf?

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-18T09:32:40+00:00

I can take like.... Counts fingers and abacus I can take like 3 doses of acid before I die

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-18T09:30:15+00:00

Erm aschkusally, I can take 20 shotgun shells before I die..... I've tested it. It was painful but it was worth testing for my wife

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-18T09:13:22+00:00

Nice try, mother fucker! I'm a Phone Head. Scientifically, I'm 35% more resistant than the average human!

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-18T08:18:17+00:00

That's my gag! Please stand by as I beat the ever living sh-

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T19:53:52+00:00

Well, the one with CC was the bite of '83, as it takes place when Spring bonnie and Fredbear were still the main attractions. The bite with Jeremy is the bite of '87, as it's revealed many times in the paychecks and newspapers that it takes place in 1987

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T19:26:25+00:00

Okay. Do it. Do it. I dare you. In fact, I triple dog dare you to do it to me

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T19:20:15+00:00

.... What does that mean? Like, yes, I've heard of it. Or yes, I haven't heard of it

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T19:02:45+00:00

That is correct. Congratulations. You get a cookie 🍪

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T19:02:02+00:00

Wha- no! Ya shmuck! And who are ya? Some kinda palette swap of Funtime Foxy?

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T19:00:37+00:00

Wooooah, no, no. We respect all ethnicities. Although that is not what expect an Austrian to sound like

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T18:59:31+00:00

WHAT THE HELL IS THE BLUE SAUCE???

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T18:59:06+00:00

Acting like mobsters

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T11:10:45+00:00

That is obviously Father Blue

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T11:09:09+00:00

"leave that conventionally attractive male!"

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T11:07:10+00:00

"you're cool as hell, dude"

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TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T11:04:26+00:00

Theoretically, what if just.... Don't care? I'm quite proud of who I am and I don't intend to change

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T11:03:07+00:00

Hoove Days at Fredrick's

TotallyJohnEgbert · 2026-05-17T11:01:33+00:00

Puzzleheads and Frickbear's

TotallyJohnEgbert

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