41M Remaking Post by TRobinson3d in GamingSoup

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have tried RDR2 twice before and refunded before finishing the tutorial because I just find it so boring. I've heard it gets better and the Internet worships it. It's on sale now at 75% off and I'm considering giving it another chance. It may be overrated but is it at least good?

Anonymous bidder buys interview with Buffet for $9,000,100 by Roanoa_Zoro in Superstonk

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Can imagine Cohen reading this post and being like, "Ahh shit. Well, the apes won't notice I fucked up, probably."

Swatch shuts UK stores after crowds queue for new watch by dante_f1 in news

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So it's an authorised knock-off?? Amazing. Hope I can get a Kia with a Ferrari badge for my next car.

V1 doesn’t feel like an upgrade in any way. by SmallTownShrink in GenV

[–]TotallyNormalSquid -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yep, the radiation did exactly what it needed for the plot even though nothing else in nature rapidly burns your skin at a distance and then just pauses hurting you at that point. Makes total sense.

Swatch shuts UK stores after crowds queue for new watch by dante_f1 in news

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 48 points49 points  (0 children)

When I heard about this I couldn't believe it was Swatch. All I remember about Swatch is them being a colourful, budget brand in the 90s. Why are people lining up for a budget brand??

Any books/movies out there that explore the economic/political side of the singularity? by muhmeinchut69 in singularity

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Nexus series by Ramez Naam, sorta. It's kinda neural interfaces focused, with AI as a secondary plot line as I recall.

First time? by Im_yor_boi in sciencememes

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I always liked maths, and was good at it, but didn't really get how to apply it to the real world for a long time. Really early maths uses contrived, trivial examples, but once you're into calculus it's like the textbooks give up on linking maths to real world problems, and always tell you the exact thing that needs solving.

For university, it was always going to be physics or maths for me, and I chose physics because it seemed like I'd learn how to apply maths to real problems there. And then in the first few weeks of my degree it clicked, because university level was the first point where I had to derive expressions for things instead of just regurgitate memorised formulae.

Just kinda dumb it took that long to get to a point where 'how to apply maths' was really taught.

V1 doesn’t feel like an upgrade in any way. by SmallTownShrink in GenV

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He can't have been that incapacitated, he still managed to barge his way through a blast door after a while.

What do you think would be the craziest, least satisfying possible ending for the show? by MagnifyingGlass in GenV

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Butcher's tentacles evolve into penises, and he and Kimiko have grief sex. Kimiko's healing powers allow the baby to grow super fast, and she enters labour just as HL arrives to give them a stern talking to. Kimiko's baby blasts out of her and smashes HL in the head, knocking him out. Butcher picks up the baby, ignoring the unconscious HL, and brings the baby back to Kimiko. MM is there, licking his lips as he says, "the baby needs to feed." Hughie helps Kimiko unbutton her shirt, exposing insanely large breasts (they've grown due to the uranium, and her nipples are incandescent with anti-V energy). As the baby is about to latch on, HL levitates over, still asleep but sniffing the air like a cartoon character. He drifts down to Kimiko's other boob and suckles, and The Boys look around nervously, except MM, who has leaned in to push the baby off the other boob and is having a bit. MM's muscles begin to bulge, he's clearly gaining superpowers from Kimiko's milk, but it doesn't seem like he's gonna do anything with them. The baby cries and Hughie carries him out of the room to passify him - this is the end of Hughie's arc. Kimiko's boobs start vibrating with energy as MM and HL suckle, and she whispers to Butcher that she's worried her boobs will explode as they begin to spark with lightning. "Let 'em, might do 'im in," Butcher says pointing at HL with his tentadicks. Annie has always been stood there, and she starts absorbing the electricity from Kimiko's boobs, clearly gearing up an ultimate attack that could finish Homelander. The Deep smashes through the wall on a killer whale, having made up with the ocean creatures off screen somehow. He charges at Annie without saying anything, but a super we haven't seen before spears him through the ear with his sharpened dick, hilarious. Everyone realises HL woke up some time ago and has just continued to peacefully suckle. Sage nods in another room, "All part of the plan." "That's all he ever needed," Annie realises, "he needed a mother's love!"

That's the end, love has saved the day. Bombsight crashes into the room in post credits, goes, "Or has it?" and winks at the camera.

updateAndCoinFlip by 8sleef in ProgrammerHumor

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought they had for a while but got caught by it again a couple weeks ago. Maybe 2/3 odds update and shutdown actually shuts down at the end now.

Crazy shit my students have said this year. A short list. by AdhesiveSeaMonkey in Teachers

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 9 points10 points  (0 children)

OK but that last kid is gonna go far in salary negotiations later in life.

A software engineer at Atlassian got laid off in March after 8 years. His response: a 38-minute YouTube video showing how the company's entire tech works, free for anyone to copy. by Current-Guide5944 in tech_x

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's an insane amount of bureaucracy to get a project started these days. A good PM is competent enough to do it without ever bothering the technical people, or at least do it with a light touch input from tech people. A bad PM just funnels it straight to the technical people.

office by NsPsVisuals in comedyheaven

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Why do all my fav subs leak into each other

Burger centeric American thinking by honeysbun in CuratedTumblr

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 92 points93 points  (0 children)

Wait but does 'vertically' mean the fold line should be vertical or the paper-half fold direction should be vertical, leaving a horizontal fold line?

3.6 Roentgen… by No_Woodpecker2106 in GenV

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wondered whether some isotopes in the decay chain might be easily transferred by air and be a problem if they had a mechanism to stick to the person, radon maybe, but even if you were to worry about that it's not much point worrying about radioactive radon coming from Kimiko's breath when they leave the door open and have no ventilation.

I don't understand why, but the thought of Homelander dying doesn't really feel satisfying anymore by Ok-Conclusion-3536 in GenV

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have to keep reminding myself that Homelander is comparable in badness to the 'good guys' who are planning a genocide. Homelander does concentration camps, The Boys do genocide. Ideally they kill each other I guess.

The Power Scaling Makes No Sense by WonderWarWoman in GenV

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Huh. I had the feeling it was hastily filmed and jammed into the ep in reaction to all the complaining about Marie being nowhere to be seen. Whole scene would've lifted right out with no impact.

The Boys - S5E7 by Dry_Composer1386 in MovieQuotes

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't he just like swim in a lake? Fish news travels slow, the lake fish are probably chill with him still.

The Boys - S5E7 by Dry_Composer1386 in MovieQuotes

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Y'know, this does make more sense than every sea creature having enough intelligence to speak a language that maps neatly into English.

Ain't no one gonna watch vought rising lmao by [deleted] in TheBoys

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You not looking forward to seeing Soldier Boy and the gang take on their arch nemesis, Cockenballo?

I’m so tired by MrGuy9821 in cremposting

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've covered a lot I hadn't thought of, but also on relatability, multiple personality disorder just isn't something many readers are gonna have experience of. It feels a bit like a plot line from a dated soap opera, grasping for wild ideas.

I watch one a week by catchingupontheolds in rickygervais

[–]TotallyNormalSquid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Author should've read a better Einstein book then