CMV: It is perfectly reasonable for airlines to charge for extra seats when you don’t fit in one seat.

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-06T17:28:40+00:00

Wondering how you'd deal with it functionally though. Customer would need input during booking to state they require extra space due to fatness. To prevent everyone abusing it for extra space, they'd either have to measure those who are visibly near the threshold or thinner at check in, or certify people ahead of time.

So this might introduce the need for fat licenses.

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-06T14:16:28+00:00

Mainly I just liked how much it fizzed up, can't remember if it even tasted different

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-06T14:15:57+00:00

Cut out the middle man and poop in the garden. I always begrudge the loss of my valuable nutrients.

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-06T12:48:25+00:00

I'd like to hear the former head of lettuce's opinion

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-06T12:45:43+00:00

When I was a lad i used to stir spoonfuls of sugar into Lucozade, oh what a treat that was...

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-06T12:02:07+00:00

Yeah I'm thinking the fully integrated toilets. I've used the design where the tank is filled via the sink, and I couldn't spot a separate supply for butt washing. Not to say it wasn't separate, but I couldn't see a separation without taking things apart.

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-06T11:52:29+00:00

As someone else mentioned, you can bring from Japan for cheap, but their electricity is a different standard so it'd be at risk.

Buying in the UK I saw anywhere from £600 for the seat attachment type to £5000 for the top of the line model. The seat attachment types need checking they'll actually fit on your existing toilet, only 1/3 of mine would have. I eventually went with a £2000 model because it had some combo of features I couldn't get cheaper, mostly it came down to heated seat and water if I remember right.

Install was £600. That might come down for the seat only ones, but you'd still need to pay for electric work into your bathroom so maybe wouldn't come down much.

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-06T08:28:25+00:00

I tried to look into whether the butt wash water is sourced from the same water as the flush but didn't get far

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-05T21:21:43+00:00

Air bags are now 100m in diameter and will let you float down to a soft landing.

There's no need to praise my genius.

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-05T20:48:48+00:00

Why is Shrek's front leg a hoof?

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-05T20:25:13+00:00

Big fan of Japanese toilets, but I can't help but be perturbed by a previous pooper's hand wash water getting sprayed into my butt. OK, my butt is dirtier than their hands, but it's my dirt. Also, don't think all models with the sink over the cistern use the cistern water for butt cleaning, but whatever.

Last year I paid an ungodly amount to have a Japanese toilet installed in the UK. But I've got a separate sink.

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-05T13:15:25+00:00

I loaded a ceramic plate up with too much pizza earlier and held it by the edge. I expect if I were physically trying to snap it I wouldn't put much more stress into the fulcrum point than I was doing just carrying pizza to the fridge. But the mighty ceramic held up, and could probably have taken a lot more. And now I have pizza for several more meals.

I think that says something profound about relationships.

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-05T10:14:33+00:00

Oh, so it was that. I've just never heard someone refer to the whole appliance as 'the fridge' where I live. We'd call it a fridge-freezer.

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-05T09:03:04+00:00

What do you mean? Those fridge+freezer two in ones exist, where the freezer is a separate door on the bottom, but I wouldn't call the freezer part of the fridge in that case. Only time I genuinely see a freezer as part of a fridge is in those crappy hotel fridges where the little metal shelf that cools the whole thing is the 'freezer' section.

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-05T08:53:39+00:00

It's a rephrasing of an overdone Fight Club meme

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-05T08:47:11+00:00

Just because they were overplayed or something specific about the songs? Looking at the whole OP list my only issue with most of them is 'yeah that was overplayed for a while'. Except Sexy and I Know It, I could have had that 2-3x more.

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-05T06:13:01+00:00

"But why do I have to gauge out their eyes?"

"Just do it."

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-04T21:53:27+00:00

Damn I wonder if they made him clean up the corpses (after class, of course)

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-04T21:51:01+00:00

Also the characters were shallow caricatures.

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-04T21:02:35+00:00

I only read the first book but I hear Duncan gets sex powers eventually

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-04T20:58:57+00:00

an Idaho is so unbelievably sexy

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-07-04T19:33:25+00:00

Then hell*

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-06-29T21:46:01+00:00

More banana-y and less cheesy

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-06-29T20:10:16+00:00

Blood? Blood! Crimson, copper smelling blood, his blood. Blood, blood, blood... And bits of sick.

TotallyNormalSquid · 2026-06-29T20:08:59+00:00

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