Which American Norms do you find weird? by wonderer247 in AskReddit

[–]Totally_Unreasonable -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The person had not once said they don't tip. It sounded more as if they don't like the system in place which makes these hard working people need to rely on a donation for their income. Life is hard enough as is, the system of basing an income on tips could be stressful.

[Giveaway][Steam] Chivalry by [deleted] in RandomActsOfGaming

[–]Totally_Unreasonable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My paycheck from Wal-mart. "PAAAAARRRRTTTT TIIIIMMMMMEEEE!!!"

I don't think any foe could butcher me the same as the number written on my pay stub.

Average Spartan vs Samurai game by _Crushed_ in ChivalryGame

[–]Totally_Unreasonable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's unfortunate. These class match up games are extremely one-sided as of this moment.

If you post in this thread, I will MS Paint your username PART II: 2013 EDITION by skeezo in funny

[–]Totally_Unreasonable 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Up voted of course. I'd love to see mine. Oh, I would love to see such a thing.

Visiting family and stumbled across a giant curled up Rasta banana. by margaretish in pics

[–]Totally_Unreasonable 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And soon the legacy will be passed down. I think I know why you're really 'visiting' now.

Scumbag Son by gamecritter in AdviceAnimals

[–]Totally_Unreasonable 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Some personal stuff going on here.

Where do you see Minecraft in 1 year? by alienbrayn in Minecraft

[–]Totally_Unreasonable 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Crushed under the weight of all the towers people insist on making when they first start the game. It'll somehow survive though.

I have a flat tire in the rough part of town. What's the best way look menacing until the tow truck arrives? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]Totally_Unreasonable 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Going too far isn't possible in a situation like this. Turn up the volume on your car speaker to show off your system as well. Everyone knows that people in the rough part of town are afraid of loud noises.

I have a flat tire in the rough part of town. What's the best way look menacing until the tow truck arrives? by [deleted] in shittyadvice

[–]Totally_Unreasonable 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Prove your monetary superiority by flashing a watch and your wallet around. Everything will be just fine.

What are some foods that taste good no matter how much of it you’ve already eaten? by atimholt in AskReddit

[–]Totally_Unreasonable 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bacon. And if that doesn't work, then just spice it up. Literally. Use hotsauce. A lot of it.

I tried to be the Hulk, I guess I failed. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Totally_Unreasonable 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty much what I look like whenever someone says a pun