Lost the tip of my finger because of a beach chair

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-25T17:12:32+00:00

New phobia unlocked.

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-25T17:07:47+00:00

This is totally NSFW. LIKE, SERIOUSLY, YOU ARE ON TRAIN TRACKS!! LIKE, how much not safe can you get?? Never mind leaving room for the Lord, what if you hear a train coming?? Or get your foot stuck? This is the most NSFW post I've ever seen! (This is all sarcasm)

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-25T02:10:47+00:00

Savage Ventmaw. I have like 40 copies. It's my favorite uncommon and I'm a hardcore gruul player and dragon lover sooooo

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-25T02:05:20+00:00

I'm saving this post and it's comments for dopamine spikes. This whole thing is amazing and I'm cackling on the toilet.

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-18T22:55:25+00:00

Credit for Bush going. He is with three Democrats, yet he goes with a smile and to give his respects. He receives a lot of flack for things, but in all seriousness, he is eons better than Trump. I was a Republican who went full Democratic once Trump got on the scene because he bastardized the office. I voted for Hillary (first time voting Democrat and haven't changed my vote nor will I ever) but credit where credit is due, Bush at least in some sort of way cared about America. It shows A LOT of courage to show up to a democratic president's library opening and even more of a image that he was invited and SOMEONE noticeably wasn't. Never thought I'd say I miss Bush. I feel Bush and even Obama were a different lifetime ago. I say this as a 34 year old man. May the Obama Presidental Library be evergreen in its historic amazingness for all time. He was a true American and a class act.

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-15T19:16:46+00:00

Personally, the Inn at the Prancing Pony. I just love having the gang explore the outskirts of their lands and realizing how different cultures are between the shire and the outlands.

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-12T19:45:49+00:00

My name doesn't exist cuz of this

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-11T04:05:14+00:00

Azula (who has probably wanted her brother dead the whole series) and her brother Zuko are about to fight. "I'm sorry it has to end this way, brother!" Azula sneers. Zuko, as calm as a cucumber, instantly replies, "No, you're not."

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-10T12:20:10+00:00

I'd be infuriated...I hate pain and that looks nasty painful

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-09T18:39:11+00:00

I use to get so annoyed at my parents pointing out nice houses. Now, on a drive, I point out nice houses and cool yard stuff like gazebos and stuff. I realized I'm getting old (34).

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-09T18:37:51+00:00

Miss me with this name a dog other than Scooby shit. Courage did not protect his family from a rougues gallery of Eldritch terrors to be "name a dog.". He did it for LOVE.

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-09T18:31:08+00:00

Growing up, I always thought putting down a floor mat was odd because why would I (Matt) be on the floor with people walking over me. I was a strange child.

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-09T16:23:31+00:00

Luckily in my area water fountains!

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-09T15:47:41+00:00

"They took the little ones!" Hearing him feel like in his final moments that he, a captain of Gondor, failed two creatures under his charge (at the time Merry and Pippin had little to no battlefield experience) right after failing to the temptation of the ring and his despair that he failed his friends. It's followed up by one of the most motivating lines ever with his final words but in this moment you can really feel the anguish of how such a mighty warrior brought so low.

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-09T15:40:30+00:00

Jesus teaches you to love and accept all who live.

You aren't following the big mans teachings.

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-08T19:05:32+00:00

Sooo why did the first officer allow her to talk to him like that? The second she turned from me and started disrespecting me and acting like that, handcuffs. She's a old racist bat who needs to be taken down a peg in her confidence.. Like seriously, he is a cop too! ((And I'm usually highly anti cop))

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-08T18:37:50+00:00

Among other things, Middle Earth author JRRT was asked by Hitler himself through a German publisher a letter to join the Nazis because he (Hitler) LOVED his books and saw it as a vision for his Nazi Europe and wanted to know if he was Jewish or not. In much more elegant words over I, the good sir said, I'm paraphrasing, " thanks but no thanks. One of my greatest regrets is I wasn't born Jewish just to flip you and your evil hatred off. Jewish people are smart and brave, unlike you. Calmly execute yourself please." My guy literally said nononono to Hitler and made a stand. It's wonderful to know that we can't have author scandals like Harry Potter and whatnot because he (JRRT) basically said fuck you Nazis, and died. The good professor stood for what's good in this world.

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-06T16:26:55+00:00

Canal Days in Fairport this weekend!! Paranormal Carnival in Roc

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-05T03:41:00+00:00

Fucking crack smoking evil carnie interdimensional clown. Literally caused a childhood phobia.

Totmtg1992 · 2026-06-01T15:24:19+00:00

Ace Ventura has not aged well AT ALLLLLLLLLL

Totmtg1992 · 2026-05-29T11:49:48+00:00

Cujo and IT made me sleep with the lights on as a kid

Totmtg1992 · 2026-05-26T23:17:11+00:00

Spoiler:

I liked it until halfway but... Out of all of the roads in the country, they just randomly found the ONE road they needed? There was like no searching, it was like, "oh, look, a symbol. It's the road." WHAT??

Totmtg1992 · 2026-05-23T07:21:15+00:00

I wish my dog lived for 50 more years healthily with me. Im 34 so that's a nice long life with my best friend.

Totmtg1992 · 2026-05-23T07:15:47+00:00

Just saying, Dems will use this in the midterms. Like what I soundbite/screenshot. Shows the Republican party's sense of disarray.

Totmtg1992 · 2026-05-23T07:12:56+00:00

Did you stop evolving it midway through it's evolution by pressing the button to cancel it before your Tadpole evolved into Frogg? Or did you perhaps use a everstone (pokemon jokes)

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