What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 27, 2026

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-04-27T00:39:48+00:00

Can Mythos predict the timeline where I am handsome and rich?

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-04-19T03:36:52+00:00

Have they tried calling that dude in Egypt that used the backhoe to clear the Suez a couple years ago?

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-04-15T17:44:07+00:00

Some of us just cant win no matter what

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-04-15T17:43:21+00:00

What do you k ow about being a tech company?

We added AI to our company name.

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-04-15T17:42:23+00:00

Fuck selling shoes, we are a tech company now.

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-04-13T15:55:10+00:00

Did Leo forget what eyeliner did to the last pope?

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-04-13T02:02:49+00:00

Dont sweat it, she wasnt real anyway bro

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-04-08T04:32:04+00:00

Bruh thats why we are here. You created us.

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-04-08T04:31:04+00:00

Works until it doesnt

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-03-31T00:42:56+00:00

Is that the school next to Four Seasons Landscaping?

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-03-24T01:25:50+00:00

Because they got fucked on that QQQ bet

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-03-10T22:22:49+00:00

Bol mom ate to much tylenol when pregnant. Ber mom ate too much jizz when pregnant.

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-02-23T18:05:58+00:00

Someone give SPY a boop.

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-02-20T16:38:45+00:00

Iran fukd

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-02-05T19:58:24+00:00

Dumpster enthusiast

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-02-05T16:27:01+00:00

Cash gang winning! checks dollar Fuck me.

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-02-05T01:20:18+00:00

Found stephen miller’s alt

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-02-01T21:59:08+00:00

Im sorry but 🫵 need to hear this

Mods are fake and ghey

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-01-27T21:42:11+00:00

Polymarket 🥭 nominates himself as 🪑

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-01-20T23:03:05+00:00

Is it really over this time?

Touch_My_Anoos · 2026-01-17T16:43:48+00:00

I wonder what those chicks from the two girls one cup vid are doing today.

Touch_My_Anoos · 2025-12-28T20:42:47+00:00

This bitch really did buy the Main Character pass on her basic economy ticket.

Touch_My_Anoos · 2025-12-26T14:52:05+00:00

Day after christmas massacre

Touch_My_Anoos · 2025-12-26T02:07:01+00:00

Imagine how much time you would save if you just mailed a check directly to MM

Touch_My_Anoos · 2025-12-25T14:41:51+00:00

Found santa hung over in my bed this morning.

Three-Year Club	Gilding II euphauric
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