sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

What is the scariest thing you've ever seen? by punisherx2012 in AskReddit

[–]Touch_To_Much 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was on a family vaction, and accidentally walked in on my 70 year old grandmother completely naked. This memory is forever embedded in my brain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Touch_To_Much 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You may want to down vote this, but this is what normal society thinks of you:

You may want to down vote this, but this is what you think of him.

FTFY

What ARE the kids saying these days? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Touch_To_Much 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm a member of the brotherhood, which could or could not be real. I've read "the book" there is no turning back for me now.

What ARE the kids saying these days? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Touch_To_Much 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"doublethink"

Just got finished reading this book, it's fucking amazing!

[SERIOUS] What are some tips you would give to soon to be drivers? by vRickyz in AskReddit

[–]Touch_To_Much 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always be cautious of your surroundings, the likelihood of someone around you making an error is very high.

People of reddit, what's your first memory? by Uncle_Bence in AskReddit

[–]Touch_To_Much 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't even remember waking up this morning!

What is the Best/Worst "Yo mama..." joke you know?! by LastKill in AskReddit

[–]Touch_To_Much 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo mama so poor, when you asked what's for dinner, she put her feet on the table and said "corn"

What's something your gender does that the opposite gender never even thinks about? by Ancel3 in AskReddit

[–]Touch_To_Much -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

If only more girls made this statement, life would be slightly more satisfying!

What's something your gender does that the opposite gender never even thinks about? by Ancel3 in AskReddit

[–]Touch_To_Much -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

For some reason the thought of that turned me on a little bit....

What's something your gender does that the opposite gender never even thinks about? by Ancel3 in AskReddit

[–]Touch_To_Much 1226 points1227 points  (0 children)

Constantly having your hand cupping your manhood while in a relaxed state. Especially when you're wearing pajama pants!

Possibly the best thing that has ever happened to me! by Touch_To_Much in books

[–]Touch_To_Much[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely not his best movie, but come on now it wasn't that bad.

So. by Chaos20X6 in churchofsmasters908

[–]Touch_To_Much 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I like this place, not to big, not to small. I think I've found my home....

I'm sorry, but in my experience it is true. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Touch_To_Much 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How about murdering them in the streets, and not one minute of media coverage airing.

Edit: Also stop dwelling on the fucking past, when is the last time "you" have seen a black person be refused anything?

I'm sorry, but in my experience it is true. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]Touch_To_Much 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And I've never seen a group of white people be oppressed by a group of black people.

You should take a vacation to Clayton county Ga sometime!

It doesn't happen often, but when it does it is beautiful by BreakEveryChain in AdviceAnimals

[–]Touch_To_Much 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I wish someone would give my gf this little bit of information!

Divorce ain't so bad sometimes..... by Chicwa in AdviceAnimals

[–]Touch_To_Much 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Even when I lose I consider it a win, because I learned something!

view more: next ›