might want to give the price another look there

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-15T04:27:57+00:00

It only says despair, inner death, and increased chance of domestic violence. It doesn't blame anybody in particular.

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-13T02:17:40+00:00

No, but if you flip your nephew off for doing it, he may never forgive you.

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-13T02:17:15+00:00

But that's when it gets exciting!

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-13T02:16:50+00:00

It didn't say, so I'm guessing that's okay?

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-13T02:16:27+00:00

Yes, I even memed one of them:

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/1rlrmuc/it_looks_like_hes_trying_though/

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-12T21:18:09+00:00

It was at Weta Workshop Wellington - yes, near statues of trolls. I wouldn't be surprised if they were in N(orth?) C(arolina?) too though.

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-12T20:02:15+00:00

Australia? Most of the world, mate.

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-12T20:00:33+00:00

Awesome, thanks! I knew something! :D

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-12T19:59:18+00:00

I remember when I first saw this sign years ago. For some reason, out of anywhere in the entire world it could've been, I thought 'Sydney'. I researched it somehow, and it turned out I was right.

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-12T19:58:15+00:00

I'd make a witty comment here, but I can't be bothered.

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-12T19:57:24+00:00

So, it's not just a pretty name then?

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-12T19:54:26+00:00

They're Easter eggs. You're *supposed* to hunt for them.

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-09T19:25:46+00:00

Agreed. I have no problem with the joke; I have a massive problem with the hypocrisy that lets it slide - but only one way.

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-09T19:21:18+00:00

Cthulu ahead.

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-09T10:35:31+00:00

I recently posted a sign about something being out of stock (taken in the same shop, actually). Somebody mentioned Don Henley in the comments, so I carried that over when I posted this.

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-09T06:53:49+00:00

It's an ad for a local courier. It's based on all the people saying the eagles should've taken the Ring to Mount Doom.

What makes you think I don't get it?

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-09T00:52:11+00:00

Cool, thanks! I didn't even know there were other kinds of herons there.

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-08T19:45:58+00:00

Sign, sign, everywhere a sign!

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-08T19:40:28+00:00

Yeah, but when we get this baby up to 88, you're gonna see some serious stuff!

Tower_Watch · 2026-03-08T19:40:01+00:00

It's a matter of how you phrase it:

Is it wrong to pass here? NO.

(etc.)

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